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Justin

I throw craps. If you know what I mean

About Me



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Name: Justin
Birthday: 5-14-80
Birthplace: Earth
Current Location: At the computer
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: Not very high now
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Redneck Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: First person shooters, Pantera, and DD's
Your Fears: My dick will not get any bigger
Your Perfect Pizza: meat with XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXcheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Don't die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have to piss
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: When ever the fuck I want
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Group, I love the tag team
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I dont drink tea, so Dr. Pepper
Chocolate or Vanilla: Beer
Cappuccino or Coffee: Beer
Do you Swear: Every mother fucking, god damn day
Do you Sing: Well............
Do you Shower Daily: Define daily
Have you Been in Love: With myself
Do you want to go to College: Why
Do you want to get Married: Ok
Do you belive in yourself: No, I am such a liar
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, only on boats, cars, planes, or at Six Flags
Do you think you are Attractive: I love lamp
Are you a Health Freak: Fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Tornados kick ass
Do you play an Instrument: I can play anything you hand me
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I drink more alcohol than water. Hell I am drunk now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: They dont come in boxes you fucking ass hole
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Pussy
In the past month have you been on Stage: Stage 1 of rehab
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but I have taken one
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, i cant swim because I am alergic to dogs
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: everything
Ever been Drunk: I am now
Ever been called a Tease: YES YES YES YES
Ever been Beaten up: all the time
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: To death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Fire Man
What country would you most like to Visit: Durkha Durkhastan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dont matter cause I am not looking at those
Favourite Hair Color: Electric Blue
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: not long
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of CDs I own: 3
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 7, but one takes my whole back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1,675,452.78 9/10
..Well I don't know what to say about me. My life is dull. I am married, to my wife Brittany. She is the greatest cause she puts up with all my shit. If you want to know more about her she is on my top 8(somewhere around number 1) I work all day, then come home. Weekends are spent at my homeboy Tony's house, drinking and playing poker. I like cars, I eat, sleep and shit them. I enjoy casinos, a fine cigar, and first person shooters. I also am a usless trivia nut. I can play a mean guitar and love heavy metal. Other than that there is not much else to say. I will come up with some other shit later. Oh, I hate those fucking Emo bastards.

My Interests

Video games, tits, cars, tits, cigars, tits, beer, tits, poker, tits, tits, tits, tits, ass, and tits. I also love tits.

I'd like to meet:

DimeBag Darrell, and my great great great great great grand pa, but I think he died a while back so oh well.


God Himself


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Music:

Pantera Pantera Pantera. Then other lesser metal groups.


Movies:

Star Wars and anything with blood guts and dismemberment. Oh the joy. What KOTOR Jedi are you?You are Lord Revan. You are a very powerful leader, and very influential to those around you. You tend to see people as tools to manipulate things to your liking. You tend to stray off from orthodox beleifs, and are able to build a strong base on your beleifs. People see a greatness in you, and a tremendous power. You follow the Darkness,you live and breath it. You conceal yourself in your greatness, and watch as others cower down before you. You are unstoppable. You are GOD!
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Television:

No. there hasnt been anything good on tv since the A-TEAM.

Books:

What???????

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Heroes:

Me myself and I. I dont think I would be here today if it wasnt for him...

My Blog

I hate people

I hate people.  I don't know how else to put it.  Individualy they are not so bad, but the human race as a whole is dumber than a box of hammers.  Just drive down the freeway and you wi...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:23:00 PST

Random crap

1. What does your MySpace headline mean?Its a bet at the craps table,  the hard numbers are 4 6 8 and 10,  youhave to roll two 3s for a hard 6 and so on. 2. Elaborate on your default photo?M...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:21:00 PST

Half Life 2. Episode1 Review

Half-Life 2 wowed PC and Xbox gamers with its unprecedented visual detail, ferocious run-and-gun action, and gripping storyline that detailed an interdimensional invasion. Episode One is the first of ...
Posted by Justin on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:18:00 PST

Liberal to english translations

Redeploy: RetreatUndocumented worker: Illegal alienNewly arrived worker: Illegal alienMulti-cultural: Anti white maleFacist/Nazi: Anyone who disagrees with themUnviable mass: An unborn babyProgressive...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 07:30:00 PST

Post your car questions here!!!!!

I am an ASE certified automotive tech.  To every one I know I am the car guy.  If you have any questions then post them in the form of a blog comment.  I will reply to them as upda...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:38:00 PST

Time travel, the government and missing children

Has anyone seen the rise in missing kids lately?  It seems like every day I hear an Amber alert on the radio or in t.v. Some people may argue that it is just more plublicized now than before...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:28:00 PST

I wonder

If we are all Gods children,  then what makes Jesus so special? Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why is it that every time I pick my nose it always seems to fill right back u...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST

Justin's Rules To Live By

#1 If it aint white it aint right.  #2 you must lick it before you stick it. #3 When in doubt,  pull out. Never trust a condom #4 Give her the shocker.  Two in the pink uno in the stink...
Posted by Justin on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:23:00 PST