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la Sarita

Nicht im Mund!

About Me

No matter which books I claim to like most, no matter how obscure my musical tastes, no matter how many clever and self-deprecating comments I type, no matter how cute my friends are in their user photos, etc. etc.--these online profiles fail, time after time again, to express how great I truly am. You just have to know me for real, I guess. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------- Some people say I'm intimidating, but I think I'm mostly friendly to just about everyone. There are, however, a couple of exceptions to this rule, but mostly they fall under the "creepy-ass men" clause.

My Interests

being awesome, hatin' on people who aren't awesome, riding a bike, eating bread, drinking beer, writing things that are the proverbial Shit, singing, flirting, reading, thinking about time, memory and God, staring at pictures of clothing, shoes and accessories that I can't afford but violently desire, and, on occasion, having panic attacks in the middle of the night about my own insignificance.

I'd like to meet:

People with sass and other girls with big asses, but preferably both combined.

Music:

anything I can sing along to

Movies:

Pink Floyd's The Wall encapsulates everything

Television:

Buffy, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks. I only binge-watch DVDs. Unfortunately I have cultivated a new obsession: HOUSE. And I am officially in love.

Books:

Augustine's City of God, Flannery O'Connor's short stories, Crime and Punishment and the Brothers K, Jude the Obscure, A Pair of Blue Eyes, The Pardoner's Tale, The Bacchants, Othello, King Lear, The Metamorphosis, every one of the seven Chronicles of Narnia(most especially the Magician's Nephew), The Good Earth and the Merry Adventures of Robin Hood (both of which I discovered in the same volume of Reader's Digest Condensed Books that I found in a dusty closet in my grandparents' house...thanks Reader's Digest!), Sartre's Dirty Hands, Pirandello's Six Characters in Search of an Author, Frayne's Copenhagen, Lolita, The Plague, Rebecca, Madame Bovary, The Book of Daniel (from the Bible) and a whole bunch of other shit.

Heroes:

Louis Pasteur. Anybody else, from any period of history, who makes a ruckus because they're right about something.

My Blog

Funny email.

This is from Eugen (pronounced "Oy-Genn"), a German dude I met in Berlin.  He was a flatmate of certain friends of mine.  For some reason, he always seemed completely baffled by me, and woul...
Posted by la Sarita on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:42:00 PST

Alice Walker on globalization.

She's rambling and emotional and I identify with this very much (and yes, I realize the irony of posting it on myspace)."This is it. This is it. Get really clear. This is a toxic culture. It is a cult...
Posted by la Sarita on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:16:00 PST