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Johnny Doe Doe

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm Mark. Or Bawbag. Or fannybaws. Or Fudheid. Or stop following me. Or what the fucks the machete for. Or noooo.......ahaha good times. I like music & fingerpainting & ummm thats about it. I hope to one day open a fingerpaint gallery for grannies & grandads with background music consisting of Converge, Botch, Norma Jean, Tool, ISIS, Deftones, NIN & Daniel O'Donnell. Would do me fine. Feel free to submit fingerpaint compositions for my gallery. I'm a simpleton. Please don't throw things at me. Hurts my feelings & my mummy's getting sick of slaughtering the people on my 'list'. I love my mummy. Dale Winton's a gay. Wish I'd known beforehand. Scarred for life. I study psychology. Tis a good insight. I'm randomly consistent. I wish I was part of The Mighty Boosh. Reckon I'd fit in there fine. Wildebeast & monkeys don't breed well together. Hippo's & cats strangely do. Cattopottamusses are gonna take over. You have been warned. Watch out for the war between them & the eledogs. Will be messy. Espesh when the rhinorataplatypusigers stick there 2 pence in. And then of course the kangalioraffes will be obliged to get stuck in to. If you read this then you'll now be significantly dumber. You won't notice it straight away though. But gradually the subliminal message here will dumb you down. There's to many smart people :)
My main passion in life is going to shows, here's a wee selection of bands I've seen......
Converge
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Norma Jean
Nine Inch Nails x3
Tool x2
Deftones x2
Radiohead
Smashing Pumpkins
Muse x2
Queens Of The Stone Age x2
Interpol x2
System Of A Down
Thrice
AFI x2
ISIS x2
Mastodon x4
Killswitch Engage x2
Bleeding Through
As I Lay Dying x2
Alexisonfire x2
Poison The Well x2
Cave In
Fear Before The March Of Flames
The Fall Of Troy
Between The Buried & Me
SiKth x2
The Chariot x2
Job For A Cowboy
Architects x6
Bring Me The Horizon x5
I Killed The Prom Queen
Eighteen Visions
Marilyn Manson x2
Rammstein
Opeth x2
Coheed & Cambria
Saosin x2
Comeback Kid
Slayer x2
Anthrax
Machine Head x2
Megadeth
Iron Maiden
In Flames
Lamb Of God x2
Korn x2
Will Haven x2
The Prodigy
Biffy Clyro x2
Gallows x2
The Ghost Of A Thousand x4
Foo Fighters
Velvet Revolver x2
Circa Survive
Pelican x4
Mogwai
Cult Of Luna x2
Devil Sold His Soul
Oceansize x2
Heavy Heavy Low Low
Daughters
Placebo
Idlewild x2
Bloc Party x2
High On Fire x2
He Is Legend
Down
Bloodsimple
Turbonegro x2
Jacob bannon. Poetrical genius!
Death was just a simple glance across a dim lit room
And those eyes did it
Those three words did it
Those three words killed him
And I surrender to it all
Between you and me, I surrender to you
Forgive me for the sadness
And the bringing of you down
I just needed a lover and I needed a friend
And there you were
Running from forever like all the rest
Three simple words bled me dry
Three simple word bled us dry, bled us dry
I love you
LOVELY LIQUID
I WANT TO MARRY

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I've been privileged to already have met some of my idols (Jacob Bannon, Chino Moreno, Josh Homme, Davey Havok, Aaron Turner, Justin Chancellor, Dallas Green) and would love to have a few words with Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, Robert Smith, David Lynch & Takashi Miike. If we're talking on myspace, then the sharing of interests would be a good start. Also people who can type properly. Text slang is used in texts for a reason, to save pennies. No need to shorten every word on a PC, unless you're just a lazy cunt :)

I want to live in these hilarious fuckers world!!!!

Movies:

Lost Highway
Mulholland Drive
Blue Velvet
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill 1 & 2
True Romance
Donnie Darko
Memento
Fight CLub
The Crow
Sin City
Ringu
Battle Royale
Audition
Old Boy
Ichi The Killer
The Usual Suspects
The Machinist
Requeim For A Dream
American Beauty
Fargo
Se7en
Silence Of The Lambs
Judgement Night
Natural Born Killers
Trainspotting
Saw
Evil Dead
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Nightmare On Elm Street
Friday The 13th
Scream
My Little Eye
Pans Labyrinth
Apocalyspe Now
The Matrix
Terminator 1 & 2
Aliens
Predator
Tremors
From Dusk Till Dawn
The Lost Boys
Blade
Dumb & Dumber
Theres Something About Mary
The Big Lebowski
Shaun Of The Dead
The Karate Kid

Television:

Family Guy
The Mighty Boosh
South Park
24
Six feet Under
Prison break
Lost
CSI
Without A Trace
Jackass
Buffy
Angel
Teachers

My Blog

Dillinger Escape Plan & Between The Buried & Me

Last night was one of the best gigs I've been to, possibly THE best, even better than Converge!!! BTBAM were amazing, if there is a more talented band in the world than them just now let me know who t...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:48:00 PST

The Fall of Troy. Fucking genius!

Holy fuck can those guys play, like REALLY play. My friends thought they wanked about a bit to much, but at least unlike some bands they didn't just play the same songs in the same order every ni...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:23:00 PST

As I Lay Dying/Darkest Hour & co.

Aye was a great fucking night like, although we were well pissed of when we got there to find out it had been moved down to the smaller venue at The Garage, The G2. Fucking shocking tha...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:32:00 PST

Nine Inch Nails & Foo Fighters

Oooooft my bodies hurting today after that, these outdoor shindigs don't have kill you! Surge a plenty, feels like you're getting squashed by 4 Rik Wallers haha. Was an amazing day, not to w...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:55:00 PST

CONVERGE live =

The most amount of sweat your body can produce in an hour without dying haha FUCKING IMMENSE NIGHT!!!!! Aye it was! Was fretting a bit beforehand as it was upstairs at the tiny Glasgow barfly, where t...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:12:00 PST

DOWNLOAD 2007

Fucking amazing week is all I can say!!!!! From the 6 hour drive down on wednesday in a crammed wee fiesta & stopping off at the most amazing wee American diner with the platter from heaven t...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST

AFI at the Corn Exchange

Real good show last night, a bit short but that might have been down to Davey Havok nearly breaking his ankle.........there was no proper support act, which was a bit shit. Thought it might have been ...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

DEFTONES live

Fucking amazing, one of the best fucking gigs I've ever been to & Passenger was 6 of the best minutes of my life. I just stood there & enjoyed one of my fave bands playing one of my fave ever ...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:02:00 PST

MASTODON are.....

THE BEST HEAVY METAL BAND ON THE PLANET!That sums Mastodon up pretty much! Yeah they ain't pretty boys, ain't all about style or pretention or ego or coolness, they just flat out play some of the best...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

NIN (amazing gig)

Sometimes I have a wee argument in my mindtank about who's my fave band out of Nine Inch Nails & TOOL. Well after thursday night I'd say NIN, cos they were ...
Posted by Johnny Doe Doe on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:06:00 PST