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About Me

First and foremost...I am a Huge Liar. ************************************************************ *************** I am the arch nemisis of Hansom Banjo. I will counter act his emo gayness with my positive almost hippie like punk rock. The only love songs I write are anti-love. Hansom Banjo writes emo love crap and tries to make it tough by cursing, that's gay. Hansom only plays 11-15 minute sets, I play till the crowd leaves and/or threatens me and/or steals my guitar, that's right. Ugly fans unite against the Hansomness!!! Check out a sample of my new live EP recorded at The Milestone coming out on Afterbirth Casserole Records soon...

My Interests

Being ugly, coming up with new beard styles and basically just pimping my ugliness.

I'd like to meet:

Hansom Banjo Bobby Childers behind the dumpster at the Milestone, with a crowbar in hand, he won't be so hansom after that. I'd also like to meet my manager, I have met my manager's manager, but not my manager.

Music:

That's what I play, asshole.

Movies:

I'm not in any movies yet, but casting for any ugly parts available.

Television:

I don't do zitcoms, holding out for the big screen parts, I just shit my pants, smells like shit.

Books:

Yeah, I think I may have written the Bible or something, I can't remember, that was a long time ago and it didn't sell too well.

Heroes:

Anyone who punches Hansom Banjo in the face and then takes his weed and gives it to me.

My Blog

There's This Treasure Chest and It's Rusted Shut

This girl that I had a prior relationship with called and left me a message of her laughing. There are mistakes and then there are absolute fucking catastrophies....and then there's this.
Posted by Ugly Dobro on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:43:00 PST

Once they found a dead cow in Stanley's water supply.

Humans are just animals that got in the know, but they don't know how to get back out. I'd trade my catheter in for a good punch in the chin, but how much it would really help is where I have my...
Posted by Ugly Dobro on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:48:00 PST

Don't act like you didn't see this coming.

Someone stopped the car. Someone got out and got back in. Took off. I thought they might be helping. Looked more like hurrying to me. What would an old house on the hill ...
Posted by Ugly Dobro on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 11:55:00 PST