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ItsyBitsyBear

Fuckin' clowns!

About Me

So let me explain that my URL is merely a tribute to all those little punks who cheerfully teased me as a child with this lovely name. To all of you who tried to hurt me with it, I have decided to now wear this name as a badge and to prove that after all, sticks and stones may break my bones....blah blah blah. You know the rest. So I have adopted it and used it for the last few years. Anyway, no one is better at making fun of you than, well, yourself, right? And what good is all this if I cannot laugh at myself the loudest. Onward and upward, I am a crazy lady. I am loud, fun and don't really care who I offend. It is not that I mean to, it is just that people take life too damn seriously. I love my friends because they are all fabulous. I have the fanciest mister in the world and my best friend will kick your ass. To be continued....after these messages,...we'll be right back!Pretty when you cry by VAST

My Interests

cussing, wearing buckets on my head, throwing hot dogs at hookers, dressing like a fuck up, pickle racing, pretending to know how to ride a fake dirtbike, getting drunk and making an ass out of myself, dressing like the captain, pirates, toilet humor, pudding

I'd like to meet:

MURDOCK FROM THE A-TEAM

Music:

The Cure, MSI, Depeche Mode, Muse, VAST, Placebo, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Front 242, Pixies, Mr. Bungle, KMFDM, Old Bad Religion, Prodigy, Assemblage 23, NIN, Nitzer Ebb, Sheep on Drugs, The Cure, Covenant, Duran Duran, Adam Ant, The Cranberries, Frank Sinatra, Billie Holliday, The Ventures, Esquivel, Richard Cheese, Fugazi, Curve, VNV Nation, Public Enemy, The Gorillaz, NWA, Dead Kennedys, Bauhaus, Underworld, Hocico, Cocteau Twins, Jane's Addiction, Primus, Johnny Cash, The Monkees, The Chameleons UK, Bjork, Blur and the sound of fake farts Oh yeah and Did I say the Cure? Hmmmmm

Movies:

Anything that was filmed during one of Lil Miss kitten's drunken bashes I laugh so hard I cry my makeup off....every time!

Television:

is crap for the most part(at least nowadays).Whoever came up with the shows American Idol and The Swan should be lynched! Though I do enjoy Family Guy and House (he is just such a jerk, it is kinda funny sometimes). Oh and I loved Six Feet Under. Mostly though, I like the old shit: Mork and Mindy, Batman (not the cartoon), The Monkees, You can't do that on television, Family Feud (the old one), The Dukes of Hazzard, The A-Team, Robotech, Thundercats, G.I. Joe, Sealab 2021 (which really isn't that old), Three's Company (sorry Spiderhead), I Love Lucy, The Little Rascals, and The Muppet Show (did anyone else get creeped out by the fact that the Swedish chef had real human hands as opposed to puppet hands? weird!!)

Books:

GEEK LOVE, THE BUDDHA OF SUBURBIA, LONDON KILLS ME, POPPY Z. BRITE BOOKS, ANNE RICE BOOKS (I KNOW, I KNOW TOO CLICHE), THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE, WORLD WAR Z, THE ALIENIST, BOOKS ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS, PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BY CHUCK PALAHNIUK,EVERYONE POOPS, DR. SUESS BOOKS, ANY BOOK ABOUT ASTROLOGY (I AM A SUCKER FOR THAT SHIT)

Heroes:

all of my friends, my brother and his crazy quad riding girlfriend, john 'the ritter' ritter, and just recently Divine

My Blog

The Cure.....just like heaven

Ok so despite the rocky start and blistery sore little feet, The Cure @ Sasquatch! was well worth the 8 month long wait from the originally scheduled October show @ the Key Arena. For those of you wh...
Posted by ItsyBitsyBear on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:03:00 PST

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! MAN BECOMES HUMAN TORCH AT FREAK SHOW SIDE SHOW

THAT'S RIGHT! SATURDAY NIGHT WAS THE FREAK SHOW AND IF YOU MISSED IT THEN YOU LOSE BIG TIME AND YOU SHOULD CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT. EVERYONE WHO SHOWED UP WAS TOTALLY FABULOUS. I COULDN'T HAVE A...
Posted by ItsyBitsyBear on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 02:06:00 PST

R.I.P. Master from the Karate Kid

Ok So I know I am a little late on this but, as most of you know Mr. Miyagi died last November (I think). This was truly a tragedy in American History. He died in his sleep of 'old age' though he wasn...
Posted by ItsyBitsyBear on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:25:00 PST

MY FABULOUS SURPRISE 30TH PIRATE BIRTHDAY PAAR TAYY

ALL RIGHT, SO I'M OLD! BUT MY BEST FRIEND LILMISSKITTEN PULLED OFF THE MOST SUPER FANCY LOVELINESS PIRATE BIRTHDAY PARTY OF THE  CENTURY COMPLETE WITH COSTUMED DRUNKS, SKULL AND CROSSBONED PRIZES...
Posted by ItsyBitsyBear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

U-RINE BIG TROUBLE

SO I SAW MSI ON SATURDAY AND I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS BECAUSE IT WAS SO FANCY! I LOVED JIMMY'S SOCK GARTERS. I AM GLAD HE DECIDED TO BRING THAT TREND BACK. THIS 80'S BULLSHIT STYLE IS REALLY FUCKING ...
Posted by ItsyBitsyBear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupid bands

CRACK SUNDAY SUCKS! I MEAN IT IS MY BRO'S AND FRIEND'S BAND AND ALL BUT , THEY ARE FUCKIN' LAME!! I HATE THAT DAMN MIDGETS SONG. I AM OFFENDED BY THE PURE HATRED OF LITTLE PEOPLE THAT THAT SONG CONVEY...
Posted by ItsyBitsyBear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gayness from your anus

This is kaka. Blogs are crap. Your ears are filled with jam! April secretly likes to eat playdoh laced with cocaine. We like fungus. All hail the poo guardian!! All Germans love shiteaters.com. Sick f...
Posted by ItsyBitsyBear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST