mccoy

Hi, My name is McCoy Bitner Jarvis! My mom and dad are Nick and Amera, they are so cool, my mom is so pretty and my dad is probably the coolest person in the world - seriously. anyways, yeah I was born on June 15th, it's been real hard being a lil baby, all I do is poop my pants, pee my pants (my dad calls me Mr. Pee-body) I cry a lot, and I fart always, life is good, my mom wants me to get a job, but for now I will sleep on it, it's real fun, hanging out with mom and dad, and the rest of my family, they are a great support, they let me sleep all the time!