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About Me

Well I was born and raised in toronto and moved to the county when I was 13. After that I went to a country public school which was total culture shock for a city kid. But I endured and made it to High School and graduated. Took some vocational courses for computers but never didanything with them. Now for the last 8 yrs Ive been working and maintaing a level head. I also have worked in retail, horticulture and now customer service...
"Breathe A Sigh"Let me down slow and easy Cause there ain't nothin' I can do I hope and pray my faith won't leave me When it comes down to me and youTry a little tenderness I die a little For a long lost sweet caressYou lyin' next to me Fulfilled some destiny I wanna cry But I breathe a sighJust a little bit of letting go I don't want you to know I wanna cry But I breathe a sighOverflow of emotion And a hurt that'll never heal If you close the door forever The fate of pain is sealedTry a little tenderness I die a little For a long lost sweet caressI more than long for your affection I tell you know that ain't so Not even gentle persuasion Is ever gonna let me go Wont you let me breathe
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
C Comical
R Refined
I Influential
S Sweet
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My Interests

Open to Just about anything THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis booty call agreement (here after is the refered to the booty agreement) is entered in to_______ day of _____ 2006, by ____________, between ____________ and _______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER ALL RULES AND PRINCIPLES REGARDING:1. No sleeping over -- unless it was that good and repeat is needing in the morning.2. No meeting in pubic except for drinks before the evenings events begin3. No calls before 9pm-- becasue we dont have shit to talk about4. None of that "lovemaking" bullshit allowed...only mind blowing sex is allowed5. No emotional discussions --- Eg.: where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so dont bother to even ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is way you are called the "backup" unless you are from out of town, then it is only a one time advanced arangement7. All gifts are accepted --- money is always good.8. Absolutely no baby talk -- However, dirty talk is alway encouraged.9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it..s really none of your d*mn business.10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don..t be offended.12. No extra clothing -- I don..t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it..s over, so get your ass up and go home.14. Don..t be offended if I don..t ask if you enjoyed it -- I don..t care.15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard responce will be: "My roommate..s girlfriend/boyfriend."17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!18. Reason for doggie style -- the less eye contact the better. I don..t want to look at you, just **** you.19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don..t keep calling.20. The most important one -- Carry your ass home. Don..t call me, I..ll call you!*** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** the aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating partner:Signature: _____________________________________.Date:

I'd like to meet:

People who I went to school with. Either from Toronto: G.A. Brown Presteign Heights or from the county P.E.C.I. I'm would also love to meet different ppl in general so who is oput there that is completly insane like my self
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting

100%

Chains/Handcuffs

92%

Bondage

92%

Whips

83%

Blind Folds

58%

Blood

50%
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You Are 12% Pure
You've been a very bad girl or boy...
And you probably enjoyed every minute of it. How Pure Are You?
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Congratulations! You scored 80%! My kind of buddy, you are butch enough to cause great confusion in Kansas and other mid-western states. Keep up the good work! ..TABLE

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My Blog

So in love yet ready to choke the shit out of someone

So I havent posted anything new in a while and alot has happened....for all of you who have been a part of my support group.....I am finally over her!!!!!!!!! I have utterly completly moved on f...
Posted by Cris on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:10:00 PST

Sigh

So for the last few days I have actually been content. I got rid of the excess drama in my life.....it was a great feeling to tell some one to get out and never come back that they wer...
Posted by Cris on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:16:00 PST

Alone again.......Nobody wants me

So yep it has been confirmed...I am a total fuck up when it comes to relationships can never keep one for more then a couple of months....I mean wtf??? What the hell is so wrong with me that eve...
Posted by Cris on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST

I think it says it all.....

Far Away This time, This placeMisused, MistakesToo long, Too lateWho was I to make you waitJust one chanceJust one breathJust in case there's just one left'Cause you know, you know, you know That...
Posted by Cris on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

ya i managed to fuck up again

So I broke up with my gf. real smart. but nothing else seems to be working in my favour so why should this. I should know better then to be completely honest and say whats on m...
Posted by Cris on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:24:00 PST

Sleep and other ramblings about love

So yay I finaly got some sleep I know this is kinda sad for me to blog about, but you have no idea how exciting this is for me. Hadnt really slept for more then 3 hours each day for the la...
Posted by Cris on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:46:00 PST

3 in the bed and the lil one said.........

So why is that when ever that you are always tired as hell that you can never sleep???? I mean wtf???? All I want is one night where i can get 8hrs of sleep in a row with out the aid of dr...
Posted by Cris on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:54:00 PST

Slang

"Slang"Sittin' Dark Getting taken 'Cause I said Something lewd in a Low down accent Yeah Yeah Yeah Kinda love those eyes I wanna get down honey But I ain't your girl I'll rap'n ruch 'N jam it up ...
Posted by Cris on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:06:00 PST

Alittle respect

A Little RespectWritten by Clarke / BellI try to discoverA little something to make me sweeterOh baby refrain from breaking my heartI'm so in love with youI'll be forever blueThat you give me no reaso...
Posted by Cris on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST

Confused and crying my lil heart out

So Here I am sitting here wondering what the fuck after I have been fighting with my girlfriend all day, wondering what the hell I have done wrong again. Seems I manage to fu...
Posted by Cris on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST