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mrs♥lauren

I am here for Friends

About Me

»who are you to judge the life i live?i know im not perfect, and i dont live to be but before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean - Bob marley
»Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens - Jimi Hendrix
»if a man wants you,nothing can keep him away...if he doesnt,nothing can make him stay. - Oprah
»First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win - Mahatma Gandhi
»Well done is better than well said - Benjamin Franklin
»It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog - Mark Twain
»God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time - Robin Williams
»Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing - Mother Teresa
»You can't blame gravity for falling in love - Albert Einstein♥
hakuna matata:)it means no worries bitches!♥

My Interests

i love mason♥
i know im not a perfect girl, my hair doesnt always stay in place and i spill alot of things.im pretty clumbsy and sometimes i have a broken heart.my friends and i sometimes fight and maybe some days nothing goes right...but when i think about it and take a step back, i remember how amazing life truely is and maybe, just maybe, i like being umperfect

I'd like to meet:



Music:

music=life♥

Movies:

my lifes like a fucking movie.why arent i famous...?
Smoke a little
Toke a little
Burn a little more
It's getting late
who gives a fuck?
Being sober's a fucking bore
So i'll drink a little
Chug a little
Have a few more shots
Who wants tequila
I love tequila
have fun with what we got
Poppa perk
Take a vike
A few more pills will do
I'll be the only wasted one
till i get over you
smoke to smoke,
not a blunt,
fuck a virgin,
not a cunt.
I like your style,
I like your class,
but most of all,
I like your ass.
I'm a badass gurl,
in a badass town,
it takes a real motha fucker to put me down.
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
If it weren't for gurls,
boys dicks would rust=)

Dark Lagger, Bacardi Rum,
Grape Vodka, Corona yum.
Red Red Wine, Jap Saki,
San Miguel, Classy Heine.
Manhattan, Shirley Temple,
Submarine, Tequila Dimple.
Trisec, Johnny Walker,
Sex on the Beach, Porcelain Sinker.
Fill her up, Bring on the Alcohol.
Drink Till you drop, Life’s a Ball♥
My wrath ferocious.
My envy desirable.
My lust unfulfilled
My greed endless
My gluttony forever
My sloth apathetic.
My pride greatest.

Television:

To an alcoholic the drink can heal
The pain and numbness that they feel
From the moment that they first swallow
Until the bottle winds up hollow
They’re on an automatic high
Floating high up towards the sky
But it seems the come-down brings them to the start
And it’s back to mending their broken heart

Books:


Summer clouds in a summer sky
Soft and pillowy as they float by
I see a bird upon a ship,
I see it turn into a whip,
It makes a flower like a rose,
It makes a rooster as he crows.
A tiny colt is on the run,
A little kitten is having fun.
Soft as cotton in the air,
Summer clouds are everywhere.
I love to watch them when they drift
Into the many shapes as they shift.
What a peaceful, pleasant way,
To spend a quiet summer day.

Heroes:

My heroes are not perfect they always make mistakes But when things get tough they do not turn their backs they stand up for whats right No matter the danger. That is heroism Not perfection But duty and honor♥

My Blog

love,haha

THOUGHTS FROM WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH: 1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS. 2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND SHAKING MY ASS WHILE YELLING "WOOOOO!!" IS TRULY THE SEXIES...
Posted by mrs♥lauren on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST

Dear Alcohol

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by mrs♥lauren on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST

NaMe It

Name It.... name your age....................................16name your eye color...........................green/bluename your hair color..........................blonde=)name your height..............
Posted by mrs♥lauren on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:17:00 PST

mirror

All the girls love himAll the guys wish to be like him But pretty boy hates every beautiful dayStar of the baseball teamCaptain of the football teamBut pretty boy hates every beautiful dayBeautifu...
Posted by mrs♥lauren on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST