What is truly sad about this musical genius, is exactly that -- HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S A MUSICAL GENIUS!! He spends most of his days producing and recording crap beats in what he calls his "Office/Studio", but what most of his friends would refer to as "that shitty little room under Matt's house that used to be a junk room, and just because he put an old Telstra phone in it, doesn't make it an office, and just because he has a shitty Microphone and an out-of-date copy of Fruity Loops 4 on his computer, now all of a sudden he thinks he's some hip-hop producing mogul -- not unlike the likes of Kanye West or Mike Skinner"...... Well, turns out he's hear to apparently tell you otherwise! As a founding member of the terribly unharmonious and completely disliked high-school boyband, "4-Point-1", Disco-Matt MC has recently opened up his "School for Gifted Youngsters". Collaborating with his only pupil thus far, Dinnertime Duke, Disco-Matt MC is hoping to recruit as many pathetic hip-hop hopefuls to the 4-Point-1 Production Camp as possible. Membership applications can be sent to "
[email protected]", while groupie applications will be available online soon..... Yes that's right! One day, you may find yourself lucky enough to be half-naked in the 4-Point-1 tour bus, wiping the dribbling vomit away from Disco-Matt MC's chin while he tells you that you're the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, only to call you by the completely wrong name, and pass out, vomitting again, in your lap. And who said dreams can't come true?! BELIEVE THE HYPE, LADIES!!
