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I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

You mean to tell me that you don't know me? But I'm Mikey! If you don't know me you've got problems....I'm a fun-loving, witty, libido-driven, pile of man poo. It's not too descriptive, and i'm sure all the hip cats are saying it now-a-days. If you like me, you like me. If you don't then you can die many times, from many things that cause you to die! I see living as the perfect excuse to act like a complete imbecile, but with integrity. There's nothing like sucking with class....(pause for a dirty thought)..... I hope you like what I think of me. Actually I could care less, but doesn't it sound better if I say I do?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet......YOU! My standards are pretty low, so you'll do perfectly. Okay, straight to the point. Anyone with an extremely healthy sense of humor, that is as twisted as me. Not saying I’m a freak or anything, but you can… all you like. I would also like to meet people with half a brain and enough sense to use it. Anything else we’ll figure along the way, it usually comes out in the wash.