Jon

I have lived a modest life. At the tender age of 11, I discovered a cure for cancer, but it was suppressed by the FDA due to some unusual side effects. I've scaled Mount Everest. Twice. While holding my breath. I happen to be the real Bobby Fischer. That guy they picked up in Tokyo was just my cousin. A couple years ago I participated in the New York Marathon, but came in second. (The Kenyans really are as fast as everybody says). I am also currently working on the next great American novel, and it should be on the shelves and ready for consumption by 2008. But I digress...Enough about me. Tell me something about you.