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Beandog

my vagina made me do it

About Me

I just got divorced so I am looking to have nuttin but fun for awhile! Come on mamas it's time for a drink!! Watch out boys i'm comin to getcha!I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2
You Are The Magician
You are powerful and wise - beyond what anyone can see.
Deeply complex, you have the resources to connect to the spiritual and material world.
You posses the knowledge to manipulate your life and the lives around you.
You also have a great healing power, should you choose to use it.
Your fortune:
You have unhidden powers that you have yet to tap into.
Soon, you will better understand how to use your intellect and intuition.
Believe it or now, you will discover how you can manipulate yourself and others for good.
You are at the beginning of a path of spiritual enlightenment. What Tarot Card Are You?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Beaneriffic
Birthday: Wintertime
Birthplace: Springfield
Current Location: In front of the fucking computer
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on what I'm doing, sometimes my right hand gets tired
Your Heritage: French & German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: Boys,boys,boys
Your Fears: Relationships
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: passing my classes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ??
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Its all in the eyes, baby
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Last saturday night
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Whatev
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choclate
Cappuccino or Coffee: please
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney
Do you Swear: Every other word
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes several times a day.
Have you Been in Love: I don't wanna talk about it.
Do you want to go to College: In college now
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Fairly
Are you a Health Freak: Only if drinking a pint of jack a night is good for your health
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Do you play an Instrument: I pretend to play four chords on the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: almost every day
In the past month have you Smoked: duh!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Several
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Several
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Fuck no!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: absolutely and it was scrumptious
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not exactly
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I plead the fifth
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only hearts
Ever been Drunk: Always
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Not that I recall
How do you want to Die: ??
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grow up?? NEVER
What country would you most like to Visit:

My Interests

I have three jobs and I go to college full time so I don't have a lot of time for outside interests but when I do get a few free minutes I like to kick it with my girlies, have a few drinks, and get utterly stupid fucking crazy wild!

If Beaneriffic were a drink they would be:
4 parts heavenly 2 parts passionate 3 parts daring
Get Your RECIPE Here!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. Especially if your sexy you like to have fun!

Music:

I love all kinds of music! Mostly rock and I can't stand pop-country music, puke, but I do love me some Bluegrass!!Sublime, The Pixies, NIN, Ween, Of Montreal, NOFX, The Donnas, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Do or Die, The Pimps, NIL8, Al Green, Alice Cooper, The Beatles, Alien Antfarm, Guns N Roses, Beastie Boys...just to name a few. As you can see, I'm all over the place!

Movies:

I wish that horror movies were still good. I can't remember the last time I saw a movie that actually scared me. It sucks!

Television:

Buffy!! I don't really watch much tv besides my buffy dvds. This is competely fine with me cause I don't have alotta time for tv watching anyway!

Books:

I am currently reading The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler

Heroes:

My mom is my #1 hero!! Each and every one of my girlies are my heroes too! You bitches kick major ass!!Your results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 90% The Flash 90% Spider-Man 80% Hulk 80% Green Lantern 75% Supergirl 70% Iron Man 70% Robin 65% Catwoman 60% Batman 40% Superman 30% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Blog

Love...revised

"Lots of people lose themselves in love, its no shame.  Hell, they write songs about it.  The hitch is, you can't stay lost.  Sooner or later you have to get back to yourself...and if y...
Posted by Beandog on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

Best Birthday

Well folks, I'm another year older, and wiser for the first year in a long time.  I had a wonderful birthday!! A whole day devoted to me surrounded by the best friends a girl could ever hope for....
Posted by Beandog on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST

Good Riddance 2006

Well another year has passed us by.  I for one am looking forward to the new year and am glad to see the old one go. 2006 started out to be an excellent year for me, but it has rap...
Posted by Beandog on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:28:00 PST

Love....

Love is fucking stupid, and the fact of the matter is you can't actually die from a broken heart even if you really want to.
Posted by Beandog on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

Douchebag Motherfuckers

I am completely fed up with dealing with these douchebag, prickface, asshole motherfuckers (one in particular and some of you know who I'm talking about). Anyone down to help me out with a little...
Posted by Beandog on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:43:00 PST

wake me up bitches!

So...again with the dreams.  Last night I had the most realistic and indulgent dream of my entire life.  What is going on here?? I don't know if the dream was just overwhelming me...
Posted by Beandog on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:46:00 PST

Big thanks & Love

I just wanna take a minute and thank all my ninjas that helped me out this week while my grumpy jeep was broken down (limey bastard).  Especially to Miss Mandy Lynn who not only gave me...
Posted by Beandog on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:07:00 PST

sober = muthafuckin dreams

Well, due to my newfound studenthood, I've had to significantly cut back on my drinking, I know, I know, its very unfortunate!  But, I think I may have found one upside to this tragedy. ...
Posted by Beandog on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 03:30:00 PST

Really?

I can't believe you assholes finally talked me into signing up on myspace.  So here it is my first day here, and I'm not really sure what to think about it yet.  I can feel the add...
Posted by Beandog on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:34:00 PST