Carl D. Connor

They told me that vegetables would give me energy but I found chocolate, sweets and fizzy drinks were far more effective. Nobody mentioned diabetes to me.
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Myspace wears me like a silky lady glove and it's nice, I like it. I am a humble painter of words, a song manufacturer, a hallowed vocalist, a reluctant guitarist and a recreational humorist. I want to die for my art but the originality of such a project is currently under heated debate. I’m insisting on objective criteria but negotiations are moderately hostile at this time.
It's been suggested I have mild obsessive compulsive disorder. I like to eat pasta, cured meats and drink a lot of water, I do this on a daily basis and I find comfort in the routine. I also drink alcohol. The strong stuff. Lots of it.
I would very much like to be an actor but I dont feel emotion like normal people. The Hollywood money-men say this is a problem. Apparently my condition prohibits me from appreciating how another person would act within any given circumstantial situation. They call it autism and thus I began to question myself. Do I lack the manifestation of a basic meta-representational capacity that is a theory of the mind? That remains an unanswered mystery but its not important at this time.
Anyway to cut a long story short, nobody in the movie industry will hire me and I’m currently claiming discrimination on the grounds of disability. I’m suing Hollywood (all of it) and while I’m at it I’m also claiming distress at being forced to endure The Matrix Reloaded, Legally Blonde 2, Star Wars Episode 1, Speed 2 and Batman & Robin. My lawyer, Thomas Mesereau, says I have a faultless case. I plan on buying Peru with my settlement.
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