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Andy

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fo

About Me

I hate using pencils and people who use pencils. I love to click pens (and mouse buttons) constantly. I love Motley Crue and now boast a different MC shirt for each day of the week (for those who see my]e daily, I try to limit to three times a week(). I love to shake my leg until people at the table start to complain. I get subscriptions to 15 magazines and don't read any of them beyond the bathroom. I love Chipotle. BTW, I ate the the soft tacos for the first time a few months ago and it blew my mind. After that, before I went in I would sit in my car and try to decide what kind of enjoyable mexican treat I desired. I couldn't decide so I just left for a burger.RIP Mitch Hedberg - the funniest man I've ever heard.

My Interests

Cincinnati Reds & Bengals, fishing, kayaking, mushroom hunting, eating chipotle, going to Barnes & Noble.

I'd like to meet:

Jon Stewart and/or Stephen Colbert and a younger version of my girlfriend. Does anyone know how to make that not show up if she reads it?

Music:

Anything with Umlauts. Period. Beyond that Murder By Death, Cake, Damien Rice, The Kooks, Panic!, FOB (sorry,I know), Hawthorne Heights, the original supergroup Damn Yankees, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan, The Band, Otis Redding, Neil Young, Skid Row, Ted Neely & Carl Anderson AKA Jesus Christ Superstar.

Movies:

I can quote all of Wayne's World. The Big Lebowski, Jesus Christ Superstar, Taxi Driver. Robin Hood (Disney, not the Brian Adams version), The Jungle Book, Monsters Inc, The Incredibles.

Books:

Sorry, I'm more of a newspaper guy. The Spiderwick Chronicles, Chronicles of Narnia and anything else which includes "Chronicles", Bill Graham Presents, Jon Stewart's America, Neil Strauss' The Dirt & Long Road Out of Hell, LOTR, Harry Potter, Napalm & Silly Putty and more.

Heroes:

Nikki Sixx - the epitome of a bad ass.

Hulk Hogan - who made me dream of body slamming a 300 lb man in spandex.

Mitch Hedberg - who influenced everything, even the way I talk.

Dana Carvey - who created my favorite movie character, only to be followed by 30 shitty roles.

Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen and many more - who never sold out their beliefs in favor of keeping a few lame fans.

John Kerry - only in America can dumb shit like the previous election happen

My Blog

Am I racist to say white people suck at making burritos?

So I was in Dayton a few weeks ago and just happened to stop at a local Chipotle. On the outside everything was the same. On the inside, however, were all white people working at the line. First time...
Posted by Derrff on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

It's pumpkin time

There's something about large orange fruits - or veggies, who knows what the hell a pumpkin is - that just make me feel happy. Like I should be going to a football game, raking leaves or dressing up l...
Posted by Derrff on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST

The biggest burger you've eaten

Personally, I had a double-1/2 lb  bacon bleu cheesburger at winking lizard. That's 16 oz of beef plus swine topping.And you?
Posted by Derrff on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:10:00 PST

The McDearth

If you're looking for a burger with some serious fucking toppings, you gotta check out Cheeburger, Cheeburger. Lunch? Hell Yeah.This is what the McDearth looks like ... 1/2 lb burgerSun dri...
Posted by Derrff on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST

On the best "The" band I've heard lately

The Kooks After watching Dragonforce's (appearing at Ozzfest on 7/21!) single on UK Launch, I caught a video of The Kooks. The band is simply awesome.They haven't released their al...
Posted by Derrff on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:30:00 PST

On The Governorship

I'm scared shitless to be an ohioan today. In the course of performing their civic duty, 200,000 plus people decided J. Kenneth Blackwell deserves consideration to be Ohio's next governor. And knowing...
Posted by Derrff on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:45:00 PST

On People Who Complain About My Blogs All Being About Food

Seriously, why do you care? I'm fat and love food.
Posted by Derrff on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:39:00 PST

On Pizza King (v. 2.0)

Pizza King be having some crazy ass pepperoni and shit. It's in squares. And it's the bomb. You gotta call in your order with a phone and shit. And the breadsticks are fab-o-lus. ...
Posted by Derrff on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

On Pizza King (v. 1.0)

Diced versus sliced is a rare argument in pizza these days, but it's one you'll have if you hit Pizza King . Does Pepperoni taste better in small cubes or thin slices? Pizza King opts for the former a...
Posted by Derrff on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 10:35:00 PST

On my Chipotle Guy

For years, every Friday night I went to Chipotle. It was a ritual to clear my head and reward my body for a week of hard work.  Every Friday the same man worked the burrito press. A sho...
Posted by Derrff on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 12:12:00 PST