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Jenn 3.0 aka Hazel Smut Crunch

Duct tape, lipstick, earplugs...All right. I'm good.

About Me

I like the color red. And the smell of brewing coffee. I hate moths. They scare me. I'm not kidding.I need to take some new photos soon. And go to the ocean, because I haven't been in way too long. Same with bowling.Impatient. Geeky, but in a playful kind of way. I can bake and write. My singing voice is best kept silent. I have two tattoos and don't regret either. Only child, Scorpio, transplant from Connecticut. I highlight my own hair and I'm not afraid to cut my bangs. I like shoes that make me ridiculously tall. Like 5'8" wasn't enough of a vantage point.

My Interests

yoga, mountain biking, bowling, poking around yard sales and flea markets, pin-up and burlesque art, cemeteries, old buildings, the psychology of serial killers, gardening... all kinds of stuff, really. I like learning new things. Intrigued by the idea of writing for social change.

I'd like to meet:

No one, really. I'm kind of shy.

Music:

Portishead, Wanda Jackson, Beastie Boys, And Wutz, the Konks, Johnny Cash, the Ronettes, Howlin' Wolf, Reverend Horton Heat, Ministry, Neko Case, Tom Waits, the Screws. Things that are raw with singers that yelp and snort and howl, move beyond just singing.

Movies:

Scary. Psychological thrillers. Dark humor, like Mean Girls/Heathers type stuff. Tarantino. Comic book movies.

Television:

CSI. And any kind of VH1 countdown thing. Seriously.

Books:

Essential. Nonfiction on serial killers and burlesque. Current fiction authors: Joyce Carol Oates, Sherman Alexie, Douglas Coupland. Other writers I dig: Anais Nin, MAx Brooks, Jhumpa Lahiri, J.K. Rowling, Virginia Woolf, Erik Larson. Right now I'm reading a lot of texts on editing to try to pick one for the class I'll be teaching this fall. I'm also almost done with World War Z.

Heroes:

The Bettys: Page, Crocker, Friedan. Elizabeth I.

My Blog

Best crab rangoon EVER

There's a space in Nashua at the top of Main Street that contains Chinese restaurants that change ownership every few months. The first time Tim and I ate there it was awful, when we tried again it ha...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:04:00 PST

wonderful and freaky

Yesterday, I went to see Amanda and Jesse and their new baby, Anya. Anya was two weeks old yesterday. She's still under 9 pounds. And she's amazing, yet kind of intimidating to me. At two weeks old, s...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:53:00 PST

adventure

I get to go play with Amanda and Anya today!!! I'm so excited. I'm bringing lunch, so in a few minutes I have to go to the grocery store and get things to make for our picnic. If it doesn't rain we're...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:49:00 PST

Friday!!!

I don't really want to go to work today, but at least it's Friday. And my boss won't be in. Just finished rereading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I want to reread the last few books befor...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:49:00 PST

boredom haircut?

I'm considering leaving work to go get my hair cut. I have bobbed hair. My options are limited. I'm thinking about just taking it up in the back and leaving the front the same length. That's about all...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST

No rain

Well, the rain we were supposed to get seems to have held off. I can get some gardening in this morning while my whiskey cake is in the oven. Mmmm, whiskey cake....It's a very simple cake, but ridicul...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST

iced mocha

is tasty. But doesn't help me want to work. Although I AM working on some pretty cool stories right now and they've been coming along pretty quickly. Until I get to the end part where I have to tie e...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Wed, 30 May 2007 10:07:00 PST

back to work

I don't want to go back to work. I'm also going back to the gym this morning - I haven't been in a few weeks. So that should be an adventure as well. I don't know where the iPod is. Not sure I can fa...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

compost

On Friday we picked up our compost bin from the recycling center. I'm excited. Tim set it up and got it started as soon as we got home. Yesterday I threw in some cantaloupe rinds. I'm eager to see how...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Mon, 28 May 2007 04:53:00 PST

looooong weekend

On Thursday, I had an awesome day with my mom. We hung out at her house for a while, then had lunch and visited an amazing garden center where she bought me some plants for my house. After t...
Posted by Jenn 3.0 on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:00:00 PST