I'm Sam. Samantha.
I surf. I'm really great when I'm wet... And in the water. But don't let that fool you. I'm very girly. And pink is my favorite color. I like reading before bed and fucking in the morning. I'm into blackouts and unexplained bruises. I like swimming in my underwear. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
I know myself. I'm as free as a polar bear. Doing whatever I want. I've eye fucked cancer and kicked her ass. I've had a broken femur and I'm still walking. And, yes... Sexy still shadows me. From those experiences I learned that it's important to do what we can to make this world a better and kinder place for at least one person, if we can. The patients, the kids, the people and the friends I made at the many hospitals, they make life worth all of it.
But honestly, at times, I'm a depressed recluse just trying to figure out a way to buy some groceries. But, at other times, I'm pumped full of self-confidence. I won't wither away. I'm a very strong girl because I came up with a plan. A master plan.
I believe in the soul and the small of a woman's back. And that the novels of Sandra Brown are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I'm a scavenger. I eat red meat. I drink espresso daily. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. And I believe Barry Bonds is worthy of any record he achieves. He is the Home Run King!
I love my career. My music projects are my life. Nothing makes me as happy as being in the studio listening to someone record a song I wrote and/or produced. It's magic, really. I usually keep to myself. But when I don't, I'm the pulse. I have the gift to make people smile.
I believe in opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. Holidays bring out the sucker in me. Chaos is tattoed all over my heart. It's a part of me. Who I am. I welcome it. For instance, my best friend is my ideal mate. Something I can never have. And I know I can be high maintenance and a handful... But I'm not sorry about that.
I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. Thus, I prefer metaphysics to theology.
Sometimes, I'm even just like you: "I really just need someone to take me out for a drink and talk the fuck out of me." What makes me happy? You'll know it when I smile. Intelligence gets me hot. My fantasy is to always be as happy and fulfilled as I am at this moment. There are also some daydreams about being an interstellar colonist, but that's secondary, really. Through it all, yes, I bleed. Friends and Family... Folks, that's what it's all about.
I'm Sam. Samantha. That's just a small part of me. N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N
