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[REVEREND DALES]

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About Me

Hey,my real name is Clinton Dales, i am not a reverend, or even religious, i just thought that it would be funny! As you can tell i like to make jokes, most of them arnt funny but if you are as retarded as me:hilarious!
I was born on Black Monday-19/10/1987.
I work at BT,hit me up-118500.
I'm a TV star-i was on dispatches on channel 4,they were talking about congestion charging on the english bridge and i walk right behind them,for real!
I HATE flea from the red hot chilli peppers, god if i were to meet him i would love to smash that stupid bass over his bald arrogant head!
I like music, mainly metal, but you can sometimes see me acting all 'ard to some gangsta rap, or drunkenly dancing inside liqiud!
I used to go on here alot,but dont anymore, mainly because of the time consuming full time job,i dont have as much free time,however i still check here every now and then.
If you have taken the time to read this i think you should add me because theres alot more!
SPONGE-TALLICA!!

My Interests

Not alot really, like hanging out with friends(especially Rach), but equally happy to be left alone. used to skateboard and bmx but don't really anymore. Like going up town and getting drunk,thats about it!

I'd like to meet:


Music:

ILL NINO, PROTEST THE HERO, feeder, it dies today, D12, the kooks, NWA, metallica, 36 crazyfists, the used, still remains, funeral for a friend, the automatic, R.E.M, shadows fall, some dance, bands that are in my friends list and anything else that may grace my ears!

recently listening to: all that remains, klaxons, fair to midland, paramore.

Movies:

kevin smiths films, DONNIE DARKO, v for vendetta,LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN, freddy got fingered, lord of the rings, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, edward scissorhands, wallace and gromit, a range of things, but nothing with talking animals in(not the cartoons), they scare me, and i aint being funny!

Television:

PEEP SHOW, SPONGEBOB, X FILES, 24, LOST, SPACED, prison break, i also channel hop so see alot of different things.

Books:

please, i have better things to waste my time on! i read all kinds of crap on the internet, as do you!

Heroes:

Randell graves,
Bucky O'Hare,
Steven Seagal(that orange advert cracks me up)

My Blog

Ill Nino tour!

Ill nino, my favourite band are going on a uk tour!wait.it gets better.They're doing a joint tour with Drowning Pool.wait.it gets even better.The first date is the Wolverhampton Wulfrun.AND I HAVE TIC...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 06:10:00 PST

TORRENTS!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!

I have just found out about torrents! how the hell i survived without them is unbelivable! its a file that you download then put through a torrent downloading program, and walah, you have a whole albu...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

msn messenger.

i now have msn messenger, yup! thats it!
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:18:00 PST

bust computer-fixed!

yup, my pc broke, had to wipe the hard drive and have lost everything!!! but its fixed now, a woo hoo! i've also noticed that i've posted like 5 blogs on things breaking and then being fixed, wierd! h...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:01:00 PST

Haircut!?!?!!?!?!?!

Yup, thats right, i've had a hair cut!my hair is now a regular length will put a new picture up when i can be bothered! Completely off the subject, but i went to alton towers the other day!! still goo...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

Dirty Sanchez!

Went to see dirty sanchez the other day, pretty cool although, there were only three people in the screen other than us, which is a bit shit when you are watching a comedy, because its deadly qui...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:35:00 PST

CLERKS 2!

I went to see Clerks 2 and i have to say that its an amazing film, extremely funny and has the same fantasic characters. The film is brilliant and lives up to the first one, I recommend this film...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

virtual bingo fixed! harrah

Its been fixed and my friend actually won £5 on it yesterday. woo hoo! If you don't know what I'm going on about see the blog before this.
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:07:00 PST

virtual bingo, broken?

I have recently been going down to the bowling alley quite alot, and have (along with a friend) become addicted to virtual bingo..m/ and together we have put a large amount of money into it ...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:12:00 PST

my car is fixed :-)

Yup, thats right I'm back on the road! I had a new clutch fitted and my spotlamps wired up, cost me £120, but hey I get paid tommorow. The mini is faster than ever as well, manage to hit 90mph today o...
Posted by [REVEREND DALES] on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:48:00 PST