Ok, so people always complained that I had nothing written in my about me section except a bunch of quotes from other people. I don't really know what to say about myself. I finally feel like I got my life in order. I am a co-owner of a web tech/software company. I am doing pretty well now. I have been living in Thailand for almost a year now and absolutely love it. I love traveling and have been to many countries now and have eaten weird foods on many different continents. Anything else you wanna know about me you can shoot me a message.
If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents: outearn them, outlive them, and know more than they do.
- Henry Rollins
If my theory of relativity is proven succesful, Germany will claim me as German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. If my theory should prove to be untrue, then France will say that I am a German, and Germany will say that I am a Jew.
- Albert Einstein
In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Welles
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.
- Leonardo da Vinci
1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
5. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
6. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
7. A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
8. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
9. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
10. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
11. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
12. My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
13. If you don't pray in my school, I won't think in your church.
14. Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
15. Evolutionists have proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
16. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
17. A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
18. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
19. books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke
20. Confessions may be good for the soul, but they are bad for the reputation.
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