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Stephanie

About Me



......"And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs....."

My 'Nick Nolte mug-shot' impersonation is probably the best you'll ever see.

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My Interests

Drinkin', smokin' & french kissin' (simultaneously), cussin', rockin' out when I'm alone in my room, sleepin', poopin', shakin' what my mamma gave me, falling asleep during movies, dutch ovens, hump hugs, colder then a witch's teet, skinny guys with small butts thick chest's & shaved heads, rollerderby, the guy who carries my knickers in his pocket, crippling heartburn, DICKn'FARTJOKES4LIFE!, always have one eye open lookin' for random sightings of cameltoes/mooseknuckles, murphy's law, the diet of a senior citizen (without the mass consumption of Ensure).... BBC RADIO 1!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Keanu Reeves so I can hoof him in the nuts, fucking douchebag!.. Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers....someone, anyone that can do a better Arnold impersonation than Shane... fuckin' NINJA'S, yeah?!! Oh, and the one person who doesn't have a myspace account.

AND THIS GUY!!!!

Music:

Sworn Enemy, Tiger Army, Social D, Nekro's, Amazing Royal Crowns, Detroit Cobras, Elvis, Misfits, Danzig, Turbonegro, Ramones, Clash, Iggy & the Stooges, Cramps, R.F.T.C., Eagles of Death Metal, Alkaline Trio, Cro Mags, H2O, SOIA, Terror, Converge, Cursed, Madball, A Perfect Murder, Hatebreed, Dizzee Rascal WHUT! Happy Monday's, Stone Roses, blah, blah, blah....
Blood for Blood

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Movies:

Nothing released within the past 10... naw, 15 years.

Books:

Currently reading "Batman: The Long Halloween" by Jeph Loeb and "The Bedroom Secrets Of The Master Chefs" by Irvine Welsh

My Blog

MY ASSAULT WAS CAUGHT ON FILM!


Posted by Stephanie on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:25:00 PST

I was 'assaulted' this AM...

by a crazy lady with a  handful of change and a stale 2 lb creampuff.The story is this..... I stop off at my usual coffee shop this AM on my way to work. A seemingly normal looking broa...
Posted by Stephanie on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST