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Howard
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QuizUniverse.com ***There's not a lot to tell you about me; I am a nice bloke, not a stalker and not out to sell anyone anything. Add me if you feel like a chat. If its just to add to your numbers, please DON'T bother. Really. That's just rude. If you're a band and want me to add you, DON'T. I know what music I like and if yours is one of my ever-so long list, I will add you myself.I am a member of Carry On forums such as www.carryonline.com and regularly attend conventions/related social activities (yes, alright excuses for p*ss ups!! caught me out!). I can drive, but choose not to. I value my friends and loved ones above all else in the world. I think that's about it really. If that has put you off, then thanks for coming round. If not, Hello! Please get in touch.*****
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test ******* What obsolete skill are you?
You are 'French'. In the nineteenth century, it was the international language of diplomacy. It is a 'beautiful' language, meaning that it is really just a low-fidelity copy of Latin.You know the importance of communicating 'diplomatically', which for you means both being polite and friendly when necessary and using sophisticated, vicious sarcasm when appropriate. Your life is guided by either existentialism or nihilism, depending on the weather. You have a certain appreciation for the finer things in life, which is a diplomatic way of saying that you are a disgusting hedonist. Your problem is that French has been obsolete for a long time. Unlucky!
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Hello friends and casual observers!...............Look, if you're waiting for a longer message, there really isn't one!...........well...maybe....i mean, if you really want to wait and see if there is anything fascinating in this scrolly message then you must have too much time on your hands. I'd much rather you sent me a message or talked to me on MSN or something. Or read my questionnaire thing which I really should update a little bit, put in more detail etc....
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?Death to Porn Spammers!.. width="425" height="350" .... Which Monty Python Character are you most like?
The french taunters
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The Basics
Name: Howard
Nickname(s): Dont really have one.
Birthdate: Feb 17
Hometown: Sheffield
Current Location: (the same)
Sex: It's tempting to say 'Yes'...but Male
Age: 30 something
A Little More Detailed Now
Religion: Agnostic
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6'0'' unless I've shrunk recently...
Weight: Can't remember. I'll check and fill in again if its important
Clothing Style: Style?!?!
Style of Shoes: Ones that don't let the rain in! ;-)
Best Physical Feature: Eyes?
Best Other Feature: *PASS*
Piercing(s): Wit
Tattoo(s): Only writing on me is if i write on my hand as a reminder!
Ethnicity/Heritage: Anglo Saxon?
Dominant Hand: Right but kinda ambidextrous actually...
Family
Mother: Yes
Father: Yes
Brother(s): 1 Older
Sister(s): 1 Younger
Pet(s): Not any longer
Aunt(s): Err yes...2
Uncle(s): As above
Other Family Member(s): "?"
Favorites
Food: Curry, Chilli, Spaghetti, Hot & Spicy Pizza
Drink: Vodka, fine wines....Grimbergen, Strawberry and Raspberry beers....
TV Show: Loads here; most Sci-Fi, Detective dramas. Say NO to Reality TV and those 'Quiz' channels!!!!
Movie: Got a list on myspace already. See there
Car: Not anymore.
Band or Artist: Got a list on myspace already. See there
Book: Got a list on myspace already. See there
Place To Chill With Friends: Nice pubs/bars like Commmon Room, Green Room, Devonshire Cat, After Office Hours, no Chav Pubs haha
Teacher: Mrs Newsham or Mrs Shepherd
School: Beaver Hill
Restaurant: Vijays
Vacation Spot: Not sure
Sports Team: The mighty (?) Arsenal!
Color: COLOUR - dunno
Sport: Footy, though like also watching Track & Field, occasionally tennis....
Season: Summer unquestionably
Song: The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel
Can You...
Draw: Yeah, pretty well!
Cook: A little. Not really tried too much
Play An Instrument: Not really
Play Any Sports: Used to at school, now nooo....
Act: "Alas poor Yorick..." er no
Sing: I wish. No. Argh.
Dance: Definitely NO
Shoot A Gun: Not tried!
Fight: I'm a lover not a fighter
Drive: I can
School
Clubs or Sports: Not really a joiner of clubs...or wasnt then
Number of Students in Grade: HUH?
Mascot: You're kidding, right?!
Favorite Class: FAVOURITE - English or Maths (!)
Number of Schools Attended: 2 and 2 colleges.
In The Opposite Sex
Orientation: Errr....straight
Hair Color: Doesnt make a difference to the person
Hair Length: As above
Eye Color: As above
Height: As above
Weight: As above
Personality: That has to be a must. Yes. Someone WITH one
Interests: Not sure, someone who's passionate about their hobby/ies is fine by me
Taste In Clothes: Doesnt matter
Taste In Music: Doesnt matter
Have You Ever
Sky Dived: NO
Been Out Of State: Out of state? Ooh this is for Americans innit.....Been out of COUNTY many times!
Been Out Of Country: Not yet
Been Skinny Dipping: Never in me life!
Snuck Out Of The House: For why? If you want to go you go right?!
Been To The Beach: Many times. Love it
Kissed A Stranger: Rarely
Been Dumped: Yeah :-( "Whoops" ?!
Dumped Someone: No
Been On TV: I appear on the extras on Carry On Christmas Classics hahaha
Been On Stage: Set foot on the Crucible stage but only on a tour!
Stolen Something: Yes. Not proud.
Been Arrested: Where's my lawyer?! :-P
Been Shot With A Paintball: Nope
Seen Someone Die: Nope
Been In A Car Accident: Minor bumps
Broken A Bone: Not yet
Some Random Stuff
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Rain or Sunshine: Either can be ok...
Day or Night: Night person
Rock or Rap: Rock. Hate (C)Rap
Cats or Dogs: Cats
McDonalds or Burger King: Both evil...guess BK is lesser of the 2 evils
Hot or Cold: Hot
Old or New: Either
Your Weakness(s): Err...a pretty face?
Your Fear(s): Many. Lets say Spiders
Most Overused Phrase On .. Use MSN but errr.... I'm not sure if I have a catchphrase as such....
First Thoughts Upon Waking Up: OH NO NOT WORK AGAIN FFS!
Bedtime: Thought you'd never ask ;-)
Your Most Missed Memory: Waking up with my arms round one I love *blush*
Ever Been Drunk: All the time mate
Ever Been Beaten Up: Not yet
Ever Beaten Someone Up: Only minor scuffles. As I say, lover not a fighter...etc
Ever Been To Disney World/Land: No
Ever Street Raced: No
Ever Kissed Someone Of The Opposite Sex: Opposite sex? Sure. Not as much as I'd like of course....
Ever Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex: Never
Career (or Future Career): I.T. worker for Bank
Country You Would Like To Visit: Italy...or NZ.....or Egypt....or France....or Germany....or Japan....or....
Do You Swear: Sometimes
What Languages Do You Speak: English, Yorkshireish and Rubbish
Which Ones Fluently: All the above
When Was The Last Time You Were In A Relationship: About 1/2 a year
What Do Most People Find Interesting About You: Ask 'em
What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done: Jumped off a low cliff into water for Trust Game in Prince's Trust. Argh. Never never never again
What Is The Hardest Thing You Have Ever Done: See above
What Your AIM Or Yahoo Screenname: currently The Crimson Avenger (Victor Meldrew reference)
What Item Would You Want To Get The Most: Not so much an item....if you catch me drift.....
Do You Want To Go To College: Been
Do You Get Along With You Parents: Yes most of the time!!
Do You Believe In True Love: Still, yes
Do You Get Seasick(or Any Motion Sickness): Dunno
Do You Believe In Yourself: Not as much as i ought
Do You Collect Anything: Yes
If So, What: CarryOn stuff i guess...., dvds, cds....
Do You Want To Get Married: Yes
Do You Want To Have Kids: Yes
Do You Have a Job: Yes
If So, What Do You Do: Good question. Ask my boss!!
Any Regrets: Taking the job? haha
I Wish: this was over
If I Were: a millionaire, I'd retire and sail round the world
Aren't You Glad This Is Over: Hell yes
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My Interests

Film, primarily British comedy eg. Carry On films, Classic tv and sitcoms like Steptoe and Son, Blackadder, Only Fools etc. Would like to write something half as good at some point, but my job seems to grind any spark of creativity out of me. Also, photography (since getting a digital cam, I have taken loads of photos!)ALSO:The varying fortunes of ............................... ARSENAL! ..........................................................An d: Alcohol (naturally, enough)!! Mmmm Vodka, wine (eg Casillero Del Diablo Cabernet Sauvignon), Grimbergen (Belgian Beer), Desperados beer, Weston's Medium-Sweet cider is nice, but anything sweet really....
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Stroker John What's Your Porn Star Name?

I'd like to meet:

Good friends, old and new; people I can count on and have a laugh with. I'd also like to meet Jim Dale, Barbara Windsor, and any remaining CarryOn stars who I've not yet met. Oh and Christopher Lee too. Scary, but legendary. ..I also love the fabulous cartoons of Gray Jolliffe...
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

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You Are A Martini
You are the kind of drinker who appreciates a nice hard drink.
And for you, only quality alcohol. You don't waste your time on the cheap stuff.
Obviously, you're usually found with a martini in your hand. But sometimes you mix it up with a gin and tonic.
And you'd never, ever consider one of those flavoured martinis. They're hardly a drink! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Music:

Crikey! Well, er TORI AMOS, ALL ABOUT EVE, THE BEATLES, JACKSON BROWNE, THE BANGLES, CROWDED HOUSE/TIM FINN, SHERYL CROW, DEVICS, DIESEL PARK WEST, FRANZ FERDINAND, ELASTICA, GARBAGE, CHARLOTTE HATHERLEY, THE HONEYMOON, ELTON JOHN, THE LEMONHEADS/EVAN DANDO, THE LEVELLERS, THE LIKE, AIMEE MANN, MAZZY STAR, SARAH MCLACHLAN, HEATHER NOVA, NERINA PALLOT, PULP, QUEEN, REM, JENNY LEWIS/RILO KILEY, PAUL SIMON/SIMON AND GARFUNKEL, SLEEPER, SUPERGRASS, TEXAS, KT TUNSTALL, LAURA VEIRS, KATHRYN WILLIAMS....and a few hundred that i have forgotten!!

Movies:

Too many!!Top few: Carry Ons, Aliens, Three Colours:Blue/White, The Apartment, The Day the Earth Caught Fire, Spellbound, Seven Days to Noon, It's A Wonderful Life, A Canterbury Tale, Casablanca, The Third Man, Four Weddings and a Funeral, The Full Monty (hometown film!), The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3, Sleeper, Bananas, Love and Death, Manhattan, The Muppet Movie, The Graduate, The Wicker Man (original dammit), Brief Encounter, Zulu, Bladerunner, The Innocents (best ghost story ever filmed), Schindler's List, Amadeus, The Haunting (the ORIGINAL, not the crappy remake)....

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You Are 40.372% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

Television:

Oh so much...Top few: Blackadder, Only Fools & Horses, One Foot in the Grave, The Avengers, Department S/Jason King, Bless This House, Red Dwarf, Spooks, Foyle's War, Inspector Morse, Quincy, The Rockford Files, Starsky & Hutch (not the disgrace of a film!!), CSI (not the spin-offs), Star Trek, Blake's 7, Dr Who (old and new)...yes, alright , pretty geeky :-S
***** My pirate name is: Black Harry Rackham Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arrrrr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.

Books:

Da Vinci Code, A Maze of Death by Philip K Dick most recently. Also steadily catching up with the Discworld series! Onto 2002's Monstrous Regiment at moment...Also hope to read my copy of Leslie Phillips' autobiography, 'Hello!' which I had signed by the great man (see pics). Also a fan of the works of Douglas Adams, and John Irving (clearly the best modern writer around today). One I'd recommend if you can find it is The Shakespeare Conspiracy by Keatman and Phillips. Tell you what I liked a lot too - Danny Champion of the World by Roald Dahl. That was a fabulous book when I was a kid and should it ever happen (!!) I'd love to read that to a child of mine...
Your Birthdate: February 17
You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.
Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck
Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all
Your power colour: Bronze
Your power symbol: Half Moon
Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Heroes:

Anyone who can make a go of a relationship. Love is all you need, as the Beatles sang. Also Cesc Fabregas for his skill. Dennis Bergkamp for his loyalty and Peter Rogers for creating the finest comedy series ever. OH also, the great eccentrics of our time - Rolf Harris, Patrick Moore, Johnny Morris, Tony Hart, Brian Cant, Stuart Hall, Johnny Ball, Peter Wyngarde, Brian Blessed, Derek Griffiths, the great Plymouth manager Ian Holloway.....
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My ex is.......... Between W and Y
Maybe i should...... get out more / stop filling in surveys
I love....... to love
I dont understand..... the current obsession with reality TV. Has the world gone mad?!
I lost my...... marbles some time ago
People would say that i'm...... ??? How do I know what people think, I'm not a mind reader!!
Sex is...... a 3 letter word
love is...... possible with the right person
Somewhere, someone is...... having sex. Bastards
My weekness is..... (well it looks like your weakness is SPELLING!) mine? oh i dunno....
Forever is........ the weakest of the Batman films
I never want..... ?! Never say never...
I feel like...... a bacon and sausage sandwich
I need a........ better job!
When i woke up in the morning I....... opened my eyes, remembered where I was
Life is full of........ moments
My past..... is history
My future...... is uncertain
I get annoyed when........ people mistake being Honest for being Rude
I wish....... for a happy future
My dog is...... n/a
Tomorrow I'm going to...... get up and do it all again....
If i could be anywhere i'd be...... somewhere else
I have a low tolerance for people who...... play their ringtones on the bus...
If i had a million dollars i would......... change it into POUNDS
My problem is..... you (great Jackson Browne song)
Sometimes I want to..... go back to bed
My poison is..... Vodka and mixer
i will always........ wonder who put that cute/smart message on my fridge magnets..........
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You Are 50% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. Ahahahahaaa... How Evil Are You?

My Blog

Disappointed!

Thursday - I find out that all the people who have been ruled out for the job I went for have been contacted. As I have not been contacted, this seems very hopeful.Friday - On my desk when I get in is...
Posted by Howard on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:30:00 PST

...Could you please stop sending this crap to me please??!?

I have had several of these fake Porn Spam profiles, created to make the world a better and happier place...they generally go like this:"All and all, I love to have fun! I just got a new digital camer...
Posted by Howard on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

...,..because they're bastards that's why!

What has caused this unusual outburst? Well work has decided to block MySpace...seems we're not allowed to have a life, not even during the lunchtime look on the net (....or whenever hehe)!Another rea...
Posted by Howard on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:22:00 PST

I won an Oscar last night!

Ok this is a 2-part blog....so... FRIDGE MAGNETS I love my fridge magnets. I used to have a thing where people viewing your site could also draw pictures and/or leave a message too but somehow that go...
Posted by Howard on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:33:00 PST

English Towns

Unusual post this, but recently we had a quiz that I never found out the answers to....(Grr. Very annoying). It was a list of anagrams of English (not British) towns. They all have their full names eg...
Posted by Howard on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:28:00 PST

That was the week that was...

Life? To quote Marvin, Don't talk to me about Life... (unless you mean the coffee shop in Colchester of course! )Well, another week's struggle is over. Well, there's still no sign of a new job. M...
Posted by Howard on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:39:00 PST

Premier League transfer....

Well....after months of complaining about being undervalued and underpaid and having no faith shown in me by my bosses, I am on the verge of a move to our I.T. section.This isnt a guaranteed thing yet...
Posted by Howard on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:02:00 PST

usual old....

I seem to wish for the end of work earlier and earlier these days. Whilst it is hot, the air-con keeps everything icicly so you'd never know we're missing a heatwave being cooped indoors in the salt m...
Posted by Howard on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:14:00 PST

First Entry (ooh!)

I've never done this before, so if it sounds all dull and crap and like the ramblings of some random weirdo then it's probably all true.Oh and can I just say (to the person who may actually be bored e...
Posted by Howard on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:10:00 PST