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***There's not a lot to tell you about me; I am a nice bloke, not a stalker and not out to sell anyone anything. Add me if you feel like a chat. If its just to add to your numbers, please DON'T bother. Really. That's just rude. If you're a band and want me to add you, DON'T. I know what music I like and if yours is one of my ever-so long list, I will add you myself.I am a member of Carry On forums such as www.carryonline.com and regularly attend conventions/related social activities (yes, alright excuses for p*ss ups!! caught me out!). I can drive, but choose not to. I value my friends and loved ones above all else in the world. I think that's about it really. If that has put you off, then thanks for coming round. If not, Hello! Please get in touch.*****
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What obsolete skill are you?
You are 'French'. In the nineteenth century, it was the international language of diplomacy. It is a 'beautiful' language, meaning that it is really just a low-fidelity copy of Latin.You know the importance of communicating 'diplomatically', which for you means both being polite and friendly when necessary and using sophisticated, vicious sarcasm when appropriate. Your life is guided by either existentialism or nihilism, depending on the weather. You have a certain appreciation for the finer things in life, which is a diplomatic way of saying that you are a disgusting hedonist. Your problem is that French has been obsolete for a long time. Unlucky!
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Hello friends and casual observers!...............Look, if you're waiting for a longer message, there really isn't one!...........well...maybe....i mean, if you really want to wait and see if there is anything fascinating in this scrolly message then you must have too much time on your hands. I'd much rather you sent me a message or talked to me on MSN or something. Or read my questionnaire thing which I really should update a little bit, put in more detail etc....
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?Death to Porn Spammers!.. width="425" height="350" ....
Which Monty Python Character are you most like?
The french taunters
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The Basics
Name: Howard
Nickname(s): Dont really have one.
Birthdate: Feb 17
Hometown: Sheffield
Current Location: (the same)
Sex: It's tempting to say 'Yes'...but Male
Age: 30 something
A Little More Detailed Now
Religion: Agnostic
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 6'0'' unless I've shrunk recently...
Weight: Can't remember. I'll check and fill in again if its important
Clothing Style: Style?!?!
Style of Shoes: Ones that don't let the rain in! ;-)
Best Physical Feature: Eyes?
Best Other Feature: *PASS*
Piercing(s): Wit
Tattoo(s): Only writing on me is if i write on my hand as a reminder!
Ethnicity/Heritage: Anglo Saxon?
Dominant Hand: Right but kinda ambidextrous actually...
Family
Mother: Yes
Father: Yes
Brother(s): 1 Older
Sister(s): 1 Younger
Pet(s): Not any longer
Aunt(s): Err yes...2
Uncle(s): As above
Other Family Member(s): "?"
Favorites
Food: Curry, Chilli, Spaghetti, Hot & Spicy Pizza
Drink: Vodka, fine wines....Grimbergen, Strawberry and Raspberry beers....
TV Show: Loads here; most Sci-Fi, Detective dramas. Say NO to Reality TV and those 'Quiz' channels!!!!
Movie: Got a list on myspace already. See there
Car: Not anymore.
Band or Artist: Got a list on myspace already. See there
Book: Got a list on myspace already. See there
Place To Chill With Friends: Nice pubs/bars like Commmon Room, Green Room, Devonshire Cat, After Office Hours, no Chav Pubs haha
Teacher: Mrs Newsham or Mrs Shepherd
School: Beaver Hill
Restaurant: Vijays
Vacation Spot: Not sure
Sports Team: The mighty (?) Arsenal!
Color: COLOUR - dunno
Sport: Footy, though like also watching Track & Field, occasionally tennis....
Season: Summer unquestionably
Song: The Boxer by Simon & Garfunkel
Can You...
Draw: Yeah, pretty well!
Cook: A little. Not really tried too much
Play An Instrument: Not really
Play Any Sports: Used to at school, now nooo....
Act: "Alas poor Yorick..." er no
Sing: I wish. No. Argh.
Dance: Definitely NO
Shoot A Gun: Not tried!
Fight: I'm a lover not a fighter
Drive: I can
School
Clubs or Sports: Not really a joiner of clubs...or wasnt then
Number of Students in Grade: HUH?
Mascot: You're kidding, right?!
Favorite Class: FAVOURITE - English or Maths (!)
Number of Schools Attended: 2 and 2 colleges.
In The Opposite Sex
Orientation: Errr....straight
Hair Color: Doesnt make a difference to the person
Hair Length: As above
Eye Color: As above
Height: As above
Weight: As above
Personality: That has to be a must. Yes. Someone WITH one
Interests: Not sure, someone who's passionate about their hobby/ies is fine by me
Taste In Clothes: Doesnt matter
Taste In Music: Doesnt matter
Have You Ever
Sky Dived: NO
Been Out Of State: Out of state? Ooh this is for Americans innit.....Been out of COUNTY many times!
Been Out Of Country: Not yet
Been Skinny Dipping: Never in me life!
Snuck Out Of The House: For why? If you want to go you go right?!
Been To The Beach: Many times. Love it
Kissed A Stranger: Rarely
Been Dumped: Yeah :-( "Whoops" ?!
Dumped Someone: No
Been On TV: I appear on the extras on Carry On Christmas Classics hahaha
Been On Stage: Set foot on the Crucible stage but only on a tour!
Stolen Something: Yes. Not proud.
Been Arrested: Where's my lawyer?! :-P
Been Shot With A Paintball: Nope
Seen Someone Die: Nope
Been In A Car Accident: Minor bumps
Broken A Bone: Not yet
Some Random Stuff
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Rain or Sunshine: Either can be ok...
Day or Night: Night person
Rock or Rap: Rock. Hate (C)Rap
Cats or Dogs: Cats
McDonalds or Burger King: Both evil...guess BK is lesser of the 2 evils
Hot or Cold: Hot
Old or New: Either
Your Weakness(s): Err...a pretty face?
Your Fear(s): Many. Lets say Spiders
Most Overused Phrase On .. Use MSN but errr.... I'm not sure if I have a catchphrase as such....
First Thoughts Upon Waking Up: OH NO NOT WORK AGAIN FFS!
Bedtime: Thought you'd never ask ;-)
Your Most Missed Memory: Waking up with my arms round one I love *blush*
Ever Been Drunk: All the time mate
Ever Been Beaten Up: Not yet
Ever Beaten Someone Up: Only minor scuffles. As I say, lover not a fighter...etc
Ever Been To Disney World/Land: No
Ever Street Raced: No
Ever Kissed Someone Of The Opposite Sex: Opposite sex? Sure. Not as much as I'd like of course....
Ever Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex: Never
Career (or Future Career): I.T. worker for Bank
Country You Would Like To Visit: Italy...or NZ.....or Egypt....or France....or Germany....or Japan....or....
Do You Swear: Sometimes
What Languages Do You Speak: English, Yorkshireish and Rubbish
Which Ones Fluently: All the above
When Was The Last Time You Were In A Relationship: About 1/2 a year
What Do Most People Find Interesting About You: Ask 'em
What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done: Jumped off a low cliff into water for Trust Game in Prince's Trust. Argh. Never never never again
What Is The Hardest Thing You Have Ever Done: See above
What Your AIM Or Yahoo Screenname: currently The Crimson Avenger (Victor Meldrew reference)
What Item Would You Want To Get The Most: Not so much an item....if you catch me drift.....
Do You Want To Go To College: Been
Do You Get Along With You Parents: Yes most of the time!!
Do You Believe In True Love: Still, yes
Do You Get Seasick(or Any Motion Sickness): Dunno
Do You Believe In Yourself: Not as much as i ought
Do You Collect Anything: Yes
If So, What: CarryOn stuff i guess...., dvds, cds....
Do You Want To Get Married: Yes
Do You Want To Have Kids: Yes
Do You Have a Job: Yes
If So, What Do You Do: Good question. Ask my boss!!
Any Regrets: Taking the job? haha
I Wish: this was over
If I Were: a millionaire, I'd retire and sail round the world
Aren't You Glad This Is Over: Hell yes
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