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Wayne

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About Me

Serial Winner.

My Interests

Lager, drunken injuries/falling over/breaking stuff, pandas, seagulling, TPA, the mighty Chelsea Football Club, Oasis, Wombats, crack, festivals, thunderstorms, clubbing, Kate Moss, munging, dogging, football/cricket/all sports apart from rugby.

Music:

Spent my fledgling years ripped to the tits in all manner of dark and dingy trance/hard house clubs so a flame still burns for that every now and again but really can't handle the pace anymore. Pretty much NONE of the tosspot indie bands currently being rimmed by NME as none of them compare to the MIGHTY OASIS.

Movies:

Typical bloke stuff. Anything with a) guns b) explosions c) tanks/helicopters d) aliens e) deranged serial killer on the loose f) gangsters or g) wanton and gratuitious violence/nudity/use of drugs is likely to float my boat.

Television:

X

Books:

Razzle

Heroes: