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Matt

Libra-A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented than you. -Weird Al

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Dee from Pump It Up

Music:

Almost any non-radio hip-hop from 1978 to present. Smiths, Cat Stevens, Anthrax, Blindside, POD, Megadeth, Metallica etc.

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Television:

Current shows that I catch occasionally: Wrestling (TNA and WWE), Cops, America's Most Wanted, & Dog The Bounty Hunter.Favorite TV ever: Wrestling(any), Saved By The Bell, Married With Children, Unsolved Mysteries, Cops, Get A Life, Rap City(93-95), Yo MTV Raps, Headbangers Ball, SNL, In Living Color, Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, SCTV, Tom Green Show, BuzzKill, 90210, 21 JumpStreet, You Can't Do That on Television, Beavis & Butthead, Empty Nest, White Shadow, Hill Street Blues, Brooklyn Bridge, Wonder Years, Dana Carvey Show, Mr. Belvedere, Small Wonder, Good Times, Simpsons, Sledge Hammer, CHiPs, Dukes of Hazzard, Double Dare, Finders Keepers- basically things from the 80's and 90's.

Books:

Top 3: Bible, Loose Balls, Money Ball. I also like to read: Books about Cover-ups and corruption/conspiracy, books about professional wrestling, books about music, books about miracles and near death experiences.Currently Reading: The Cowboy And The Cross-The Bill Watts Story.Recent Reads: Ruthless: A Memoir by Jerry Heller, The Skills To Pay The Bills: The Story of The Beastie Boys by Alan Light, Fool The World: The Oral History of a Band Called Pixies.

Heroes:

Weird Al Yankovic

My Blog

Barrack, You are a joke!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080627/ap_on_el_pr/obama_clinto n  What a dolt this guy is.  Check out what he said about the dynamic duo today: "We need them. We need them badly," Ob...
Posted by Matt on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:05:00 PST

Can’t Truss It

This is probably how aids spread in the first place.  Never trust mass vaccinations and blood tests.  I'm sure they could easily inject 10% of all testees, and just tell them they had the vi...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:58:00 PST

Strapped

It looks like the Supreme Court finally made a good decision.  How anyone could vote against this, as it is constitutional, is beyond me: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080626/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

Are those really your favorite musicians?

 Everytime I look at peoples profiles, I get the sense that they aren't being honest about their music of choice.  Let's face it, everyone can't like The Postal Service, Panic at the Disco, ...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:13:00 PST

Why don’t valley girls say dislike?

  Most people post their interests in their profile.  They rave about the excellent artsy movie they just saw, or the abstract perspective that the latest book they have read is written from...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:17:00 PST

Get Retarded

Man, people used to be extremely retarded in the hip-hop scene in the 90's.  Peep every letter column of the Source Magazine from 1990-1994.  Every issue had letters about race, whites in hi...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:47:00 PST

WD-40 Not Needed

  Comic book movie adaptations are very hit or miss.  When they are on-Spiderman 1 and 2, Batman Begins, Hellboy-they are on.  When they are off-all of the older Batman movies, Hulk, Da...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:40:00 PST

Maiden Voyage

Friday I ventured to New Jersey’s Izod Center, conveinently located next to the Meadowlands, to see Iron Maiden in concert.  There were a few things I noticed on the way there.  One wa...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:26:00 PST

Ya Fell Me?

Although she is the topic of one of my favorite jokes from the old Truly Tasteless Jokes series, Hellen Keller was such a remarkable, determined person.  I often find myself tearing up when ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:57:00 PST

Some People...

  There is a student this year, who is in my team taught English class, that hates me.  This is quite funny because it is over nothing.  Basically, what it boils down to is that I would...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 02:52:00 PST