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About Me

AN ODE TO ROCKIN HARD (IF THATS EVEN POSSIBLE) PT.1 I started rockin at the tender age of 3, but didnt truly become a rocker until 6 and a half. Thats when Jesus came to me and said, ...."Daaron, from this day forward you will ROCK harder than the hardest Rockin Rocker has ever Rocked the face of this earth!!!...." And then I said to Jesus, ...."Jesus, how can I Rock, (dramatic pause) as hard as you want me to, when I cant even wail on the guitar yet?...." And Jesus then spoke unto me and said, ...."Daaron ............ ......Dont be a bitch dude....." And then he shot me with the most bad ass laserbeam Ive ever seen in my life, and then said ...."Rock on MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...." And then I said ...."Rock on Jesus, Rock .. that he disappeared in the raddest fuckin explosion, and from that day forward, I was endowed with the power to ROCK. Now I can wail harder on the guitar than Jesus (if thats even possible) Unfortunatley, Jesus didnt tell me how hard it was to Rock this hard, but Ive gotten by, and now Im rockin harder than ever. Thanks Jesus
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My Interests

Rockin Hard and Boobies. MOPAR forever broseph!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that rocks

Music:

In Flames, Unearth, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Thin Lizzy, As I Lay Dying, Otis Redding, Every Time I Die, Ben Harper, Pantera, Metallica, Norma Jean, Corrosion of Conformity, Mastodon, Black Label Society, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Muddy Waters, Guns....'N....' Roses, STP, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jerry Cantrell, Ozzy Osbourne, Beach Boys, Pride and Glory, Shadows Fall, Black Flag, Slayer, Sublime, AC/DC, Clutch, Roky Erickson, Motley Crue, Audioslave, The Black Crows, Chevelle, Screaming Trees, THe Darkness, Faith No More, Down, Velvet Revolver, The Hellacopters, Helmet, JOe Cocker, Van Halen, The Mars Volta, Damageplan, Queen, Queens Of THe Stone Age, The Beatles, Primus, Jimi Hendrix, Cypress Hill, Run DMC, David Allen Coe, Pink Floyd, Wille Nelson, Van Morrison, Waylon Jennings, Charlie Daniels, Johnny Cash, Skid Row, Snapcase, John Lee Hooker, Sugartooth, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tool, name it, I like it, just make sure its REAL music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

PORNO

Television:

Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros., other stuff

Books:

Reading? There aint no time fer reading when youre Rocking this hard

Heroes:

The guy that invented booze and boobies

My Blog

Hooray for Jobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hooray for life!!!!!!!!!!

Good times! Theres nothing like having a job. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, 25 days a month, 300 days a year, for another 40 years. Then one day youre gonna get married, and the first 2 years will be ...
Posted by ROCK AND ROLL LASERBEAM on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:30:00 PST

I punched him cuz I cared

So I punched this kid in the fuckin face the other day, mostly cuz he was stupid and ugly, and partly cuz I hadnt punched anyone in a while. But thats not the story, the story is what led up to the pu...
Posted by ROCK AND ROLL LASERBEAM on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST