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Jessica

Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just

About Me

I'm Jessica, I'm 23. Someone flipped the grown-up switch and now it's like, hello adulthood. I'd like to write children's books or Judy Blume-esque puberty books (I was angsty enough to be a pro at that sort of thing, for crying out loud), teach history, and maybe one day travel the world, but not necessarily in that order...

My Interests

Preparing for the zombie apocalypse, music, movies, large cities, abandoned buildings, exploring, drinking lots of tea, sleeping, bargain hunting, baking, grandma (el oh el), traveling, road trips, the shore, my friends & boyfriend...and lots more.

Music:

Topping the list would have to be...Rainer Maria, Belle & Sebastian, and Dolly Parton (yes, seriously...she's great!). Others include too many to list, plus it's too all over the place...so there!

Movies:

My all-time favorite movie EVER is The Neverending Story (if you call Falkor "that dog-looking thing," give me your address so I can beat it into your head that he is a LUCK DRAGON!). I also enjoy the films of John Waters and Todd Solondz. Garden State and Kevin Smith films because they're all representing...stuff everyone likes like Napoleon Dynamite. I also enjoy The Wizard (you know, that movie about video games that's more or less a superlong Nintendo Commercial), snobby indie flicks like Me and You and Everyone We Know, frou-frou foreign flicks like Amelie and Children of Heaven, and last but certainly not least...TEEN WITCH (top that!).

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Family Guy, Weeds, Big Love, anything on Discovery or the Food Network.

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris, the Harry Potter books, Man's Search For Meaning by Viktor Frankl, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson, and although politics make me cringe anymore, I still have a soft spot for early 20th century anarchists, so Anarchism and Other Essays by Emma Goldman still tops the favorites list, as well as A People's History of the United States by Howard Zinn (because I still love history).

Heroes:

Desi Gonzalez!

My Blog

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Hey blog. It's been awhile. It's a result of having no internet at home and no job...although I interviewed at Comcast, hopefully that leads to something good...but if not, oh well. Not much has been ...
Posted by Jessica on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

81 was the year shit hit the fan in a major way.

Shit went down this morning. It was pretty terrible. It would have been okay but my mother and brother are such instigators. But that's my fault, because I'm the one who shouldn't let them get under m...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 05:38:00 PST

she's down on her knees again.

So I have a job interview at...wait for it...Target. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha haha hahaha ha. This is really fucking amusing t...
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

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La la la I'm at the library. I have, like...$1 and some change in my checking account. Dammit I need  a job. I'm thinking of taking that exam for the postal service, or something. Anything that d...
Posted by Jessica on Tue, 01 May 2007 03:30:00 PST

you like my sexy talk, don't you?

I really want to update my blog but it'd just be a lot of gushing. I'm amazing and I have a guy who is amazing and thinks highly of me...so life is good...if only I could get a job...without that whol...
Posted by Jessica on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:13:00 PST

monkey butt sex.

Yeah, I'm pretty fucking happy right now. :)
Posted by Jessica on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job.

Yeah, I should...probably get on that. I'm down to my last $75 and you know where that's going? My phone. Yup, the whole thing. I'm not too pleased with how I handled my finances when I was at the Boa...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:16:00 PST

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So I quit my job because it sucked. I was sick on Friday & Saturday and the boss was just a douche about it. So now I have to find a job again. Oh well. Yesterday Matt & I & some blunts to...
Posted by Jessica on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:31:00 PST

camping, abortion, almost-accidents, etc.

Holy shit. Last week's camping trip was so fucking amazing. I miss it so much already. Even if we got rained out the second night and I had nowhere to lay my head that wasn't wet, I still had such a g...
Posted by Jessica on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

camping.

The camping trip was amazing!Pictures later.
Posted by Jessica on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST