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Schultzypoo

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About Me


I am a balance keeper. I walk the line between good and evil, intelligence and idiocy, social roles and freedom. I live in the sometimes magical land of Portlandia, where the rain falls most of the year and the beer taps flow all of the year. I am a Pillar of Babylon, and hope to recover in due time, before as Jim Morrison put it "the whole shit-house goes up in flames." I am the researcher and perpetual skeptic of ideas, ideologies, religions and other human inventions to explain the world around us. I'm known for both my counsel and my cold, dispassionate shedding of identity. I wear the mask, and every once in a while, my spirit comes down through the ethers and wears me. When this happens, duality becomes unity and I am at peace. I like that.

My Interests

Writing, Reading, WOW, RPG's, Astrology, Comparative Religions, Conversations, Coffee and Cigarettes, Portland, OR, Cuddling, Total Repose, Camping, Comedy(intentional and unintentional) Politics, Evolution, Eating good food, Film Projects. Activism

I'd like to meet:

Old friends and new, people with something to teach, people with something to learn, fellow students of mortality, and those that are creating the new world that will take the place of this one.John The Revelator

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Music:

How about Alphabetically? Aesop Rock, Alice in Chains, Aphex Twin, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Built to Spill, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Bright Eyes, Dead Kennedys, Dead Can Dance, Death Cab for Cutie, DJ Spooky, Fiona Apple, Gorillaz, James, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Lauren Hill, Led Zeppelin, Mad Professor, Mason Jennings, Modest Mouse, Mofro, Morphine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Portishead, R.E.M. Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Santana, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Spiritualized, Sublime, The Beastie Boys, The Cure, The Doors, The Flaming Lips, The Future Sound of London, The White Stripes, The Who, Tom Petty, Tori Amos, Tortoise, Trans Am, Tricky, Van Morrison, Violent Femmes, Ween, Wyclef, Oh, and I can't forget Johnny Cash, and Deltron.

Movies:

1. Monty Python and the Holy Grail 2. Willow 3 LOTR Series 4. Dazed and Confused 5. Baraka 6. Army of Darkness 7. Spirited Away 8. V for Vendetta 9. I 3 Huckabees 10. Dawn of the Dead

Television:

I know that the cool thing to say is "Don't Watch It" or some such anti-television thing, but here's the shows that I like, and thanks to the wonders of DVD I don't have to watch them w/ commercials. 1. LOST 2 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3. Six Feet Under 4 Angel 5. Wonder ShowzenI'll admit, I also like watching "So You Think You Can Dance?" because the dancers are awesome.

Books:

Books is a hard field to fill. I'll divide it up a little. Fiction I like the Anne Rice Books. I love fantasy and particularly like "The Wheel of Time" series. I love J.R.R. Tolkiens work. I've revisited a few Steven King books and still like "The Stand" and "Skeleton Crew". I love "The Onion" anthologies. I love Mark Twain, I love Orwell and even dig some of C.S. Lewis's work. I like Harlan Ellison's short stories a lot, and I'm working to get into Andre Gide. I love Kurt Vonnegut and Tom Robbins. Poets I love Walt Whitman, Ginsberg, Dickinson and Dylan Thomas. Nonfiction My favorite non-fiction book is The Lucifer Principle by Howard Bloom. I want to read Global Brain by him as well and am prepared to be floored. As far as political writing goes, I really like Greg Palast, Armed Madhouse, by him is highly recommended, although it may twist your brain a little. I love Robert Fisk's writing, I awoke politically after reading Howard Zinn's Peoples History of the US. I love Aldous Huxley's The Perennial Philosophy. I can't get enough of astology and occult books. I particularly like Crowley's work, and I have a small book by Annie Besant entitled "On Karma" that is fantastic. I have a whole shelf of astrology books, most that are crap, but some that are really good.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks. Thomas Jefferson. Gandhi.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Banished Priest.

Where You Lived: Siberia.

How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?

My Blog

New McWorld Order

Corporations Are Your Friend So, I finally found the spiritual reason why advertising is evil. I had always assumed, ever since Bill Hicks said, "Anyone who is in Marketing or Advertising, kill yourse...
Posted by Schultzypoo on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:43:00 PST

Give me some Soma, Stat!

Lack of Sleep.... I've been having trouble sleeping lately, but not for the usual reasons. It used to be that I'd stay up and worry about the state of the world. I've been thinking about that, but it ...
Posted by Schultzypoo on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:52:00 PST

Nothing burns in Hell but the Self -Theologica Germanica

Just a few quck comments on the above quote. I've never believed in Hell, except as a construct that's created from the belief in it. What I mean by this is that collective belief creates a reality in...
Posted by Schultzypoo on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 05:09:00 PST

Opening Statement!

I have heard that it's important to have a blog. Don't ask me who I've heard it from, because I don't remember. So let's see... Should I get political? (I wish there was more transparency in the Bush...
Posted by Schultzypoo on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:39:00 PST