Amber - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi, my name's Amber, you can call me Amber. Whatever, I'm only here for one reason and that is out of boredom so have fun snooping around.These are a few things you may not know about me and the way I think:~I hate talking on the phone. ~I have been to Europe.~My favorite season is fall.~I'd rather look at apples than eat them.~My favorite colour is green.~I love warm weather.~I like to paint my nails.~I own a lava lamp.~I was born a man.~I made that up.~Go-Karting is fun!~99 Red Balloons is a good song.~Going commando is comfortable.~Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest in Monty Carlo and came in third. Now that's a story.~People can't really tell when I like them.~People can't take a hint when I don't.~I love almost everyone I've ever met.~I love having a period.~Sometimes, I am sarcastic.~Tan-lines are sexy.~I need new clothes.~I miss the Oxymorons. Butt-head. LMAO~V-Fest was the first concert I've ever been to. I'm going next year.~I love this word: too.~I love when it rains.~I work full-time at McDonald's.~I like cooking.~I've never been skiing.~I hate wearing bathing suits, so if I want to swim I have to go naked, lol.~I shave my legs.~It's funny when people fall down.~My room is always a mess.~My panties are grey and silver.~I haven't taken a shower yet today.~There's something satisfying about popping pimples. (I know it's gross... don't judge.)~I like my hair when it's straight.~I like my hair when it's curly.~I hate my hair when it's frizzy.~Just because I think I'm pretty doesn't make me conceited. Trust me I know. I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect.~My boobs are real.~My teeth are not.~I made that up.~I like cats.~IllScarlett Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree.Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead,they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy......So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.They just have to wait for the right man to come along,the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the treeOR create your own using MYSPACE PROFILE EDITOR !!!
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My Interests

i like chicken, and dancing, and laughing, playfights, and shopping, sex on the beach, cashmere, summer, trees

I'd like to meet:

Santa Clause.

Music:

Rap is sick, Rock is better. And music is nothing if it doesn't make you wanna Shake Ya Ass!

Movies:

Starsky and Hutch, 13 going on 30, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Wedding Crashers, Scarface, The Little Mermaid, Dude, wheres my car?, Napoleon Dynamite, Four Brothers, Moulin Rouge, Fight Club, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 &2, Shrek, Shrek 2, Austin Powers... all of them..., Lucky Number Slevin, many more.

Television:

Girlfriends, The Simpsons, Family Guy, That 70's Show, a bit more that i cant think of...

Books:

Attitude Gal One of dem, two of dem See the crew of dem, I will wine dem Could a three a dem, could a four a dem Even more of dem, I will grind dem See the whole of dem, see di whole a dem....friends (whole a dem friends) Pack up mi gyal....dutty wine...eehh So what dem a say Alright now(Verse 1) Me step inna di club, a dance rub a dub An di gyal a come wine up on me Mi stan so tall back against the wall And now she start climb up pon me Its kind a likkle trickie,I'm checking out Nikki When you know say time is up on me The way di gyal a wine is like the breeze a blow But it hot and the sun shine on me(Chorus) Di dutty wine, my girl, dutty wine (whoa) Di dutty wine, my girl, dutty wine (ray) Di dutty wine, my girl, dutty wine (lawd) Dutty wine, my girl, mix it up now Di dutty wuk, my girl, dutty wuk (ray) Di dutty wuk, my girl, dutty wuk (lawd) Di dutty wuk, my girl, dutty wuk (whoa) Watch di gyal dem a do di dutty wuk (Aye)(Verse 2) Bend your back and lift your head up Turn side way, lift your leg up Bend your face and twist it up And turn true side like you know you fed up (Whoa) Turn roun like you know rose duck Spin aroun cause you know how fi wuk Lift it up back, then you breast it up Back it up, cock it up, my girl dutty wuk(Chorus) So, do di dutty wuk, do di dutty wuk Watch all di gal deh a do di dutty wuk (Attitude) Di dutty wuk, do di dutty wuk Attitude gal a do di dutty wuk(Verse 3) So fuckin inna wata, fuckin inna sea Fuckin inna bushes, and fuckin inna tree If you fuck pon di bed your not fucking big Fuck pon di floor, fuck pon di t.v. Fuck pon di dresser, and bruk up figurine Fuck pon di fan, no gyal no finga me When mi see di hot gyal dem dat a trigga me Fuck any where, let fuck be freeSo, could a one a dem, could a two a dem Send the crew of dem, I will grind dem Could a three a dem, and if a four of dem Send more a dem, I will wine dem Any way dem deh, any way dem deh Any way dem deh, Mota will find dem Just to wine up pon di gyal yah Look at di gyal dem a wine Sit down pon it now

Heroes:

Ron, Tony Montana, people who do their thing and don't worry about what others think, Amber Seymour, the cat that came back. he just couldn't stay away, Sam-I-Am, Eminem, and... bang bang

My Blog

PURE JOKES!

They see me mowin'... my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Think I'm just too white & nerdy Can't ya see I'm white & nerdy? L...
Posted by Amber on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST

Just coz itz SO much fun.

I'm SO excited about FRIDAY! Suzannaaaaaaaa!!! Bitch, lets get FUCKED UP! Hahahaha.So uhmm... im going to put up some of my favorites tonight for those of you who know whats really good.Brap!bangbang!...
Posted by Amber on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:17:00 PST

I promised :D

Justin Timberlake ~ SexybackI'm bringing sexy back Them other boys don't know how to act I think it's special, what's behind your back? So turn around and I'll pick up the slack (Take it to the br...
Posted by Amber on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

Some good songs. More later. Promise.

Mariana's Trench ~ Say Anything I never took you for a trip, but Sometimes, I don't know what you want I can take it if you need to, Take this out on someone That little thing with her head...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

BOO! hahahaha

OMG i wanna go to fear fest. when is it? i dont remember. any way i wanna go. anyone wanna come wit me? iz gonn b a blast. don b scard...
Posted by Amber on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

:(

SADNESS!!! the camera on my Razr phone iz brokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn... wahhhhh! ...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:26:00 PST

PSYCH!

K, that last blog was a complete joke. I wasn't even mad.
Posted by Amber on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

Invisibility Cloak

I am so mad today, I wrote a hit-list. I'm obviously not going to post it here because too many people read this and I don't want anyone knowing what's coming to them. Just know this, tha...
Posted by Amber on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

For people who are bored.

So I saw this thing in someone elses blog that I thought looked cool. Basically, put my MP3 on shuffle and have listed the first line of the first 30 songs that played. Your job? is to guess the artis...
Posted by Amber on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:51:00 PST

I could translate for you.

HelloOoOOOOoooO, So, I like.... love illscarlett now. And it's funny coz a friend of mine told me that they're the guys from sublime minus the lead singer coz yea....
Posted by Amber on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:58:00 PST