October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month |
This topic is an important one to me...I lost a great friend and boss to this cancer. And I know alot of others out there have lost friends, loved ones, etc. to this cancer as well.
Breast cancer is a...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 05:51:00 PST |
Jokes |
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />
> Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Most important meal of the day :) |
Bacon and EggsA little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores."Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast u...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST |
Gotta love that Maxine!! |
Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Maxine: "...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST |
A lonely widow |
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:53:00 PST |
Ode to Arizona... |
Aaaaah there's no place like home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ode to Arizona...The Devil wanted a place on earth.Sort of a summer home:A place to spend his vacation Whenever he wanted to roa...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:52:00 PST |
Subject: Bounced Check! |
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Shown below is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year
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Posted by CharmedThumper on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST |
BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN |
BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.3rd baby: Your mate...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:50:00 PST |
Men strike back! |
Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.---------------------------------------------------------
---------- Why is a Laundromat a really...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST |
If I didn't have animals . . . (author unknown) |
If I didn't have animals . . . (author unknown)I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and car...
Posted by CharmedThumper on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:49:00 PST |
