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JK-47

I only have eyes for Jessica Marie Seeley, so step off betch!!!

About Me

my name is jason. chances are you have nothing in common with me. im weird. kinda quirky. im a florida boi. i can be shy... at first. i live in casselberry. i have two roomates that i adore, their names are duane and kevin. im effing awesome (its tru). i have black hair but only cuz i look good with it...i dont consider myself emo. i love my rx-7 even though i barely drive it. same goes for my mowterpsycle. i dont cus...well not really... i never say the ef-word or the sh-werd...i dunno, its just my thing. im not a religious person, but im not evil or anything. im way too nice to people and i hate to say "no." i love my family even though i dont see them nearly enough. i have guns...cuz theyre awesome. i have a brother in iraq who is my hero at the moment. i like stuff with lots of moving parts that break all the time. i love my cat and if you call me a fag for it i'll punch you in the neck... and you'd be like "ouch!".. and i be all "whos the fag now?!". i like to drink. i have a bff named bradley riot who is pursuing his dreams in cali right now..im soo proud of him and i love him to death. i have a cool job that i wish paid me a little more $$. i own my house :). i have a tortoise named dr. ted krumpet. im the most sarcastic person you'll ever meet (well unless youve met airn...haha). i am generally attracted to girls that have absolutely nothing in common with me. i cant stand cocky mother-effers and contrary to one persons belief...i am not cocky nor am i arrogant. i have two jet-skis and my friend smashed one of them like 7 months ago but i wasnt mad cuz i can fix anything and i
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My Interests

cars, motorcycles, guns, hot girls, cool girls, asian girls, mexican food, cats, some dogs, all animals, turtles, alcohol, tacos, knives, tools, more tools, loud cars, fast bikes, dirt, boats, all kinds of boats, bicycles, getting injured, assault rifles, beer, punk girls, nice girls, vodka, mexy, loud music, converse...chuck taylors yo, airboats, the military (get some guys!), tv, my crib, your mom.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

afi, alkaline trio, korn, the faint, bloc party, the used, atreyu, my chemical romance, mudvayne, panic! at the disco, thrice, wu-tang, this is going to take way too long....basically everything but country!

Movies:

Cabin Fever is the most pathetic excuse for a movie that I have ever seen, every movie ever made is 5-star material in comparison. DONT SEE CABIN FEVER, if it is too late....may god have mercy on your soul! I'm done now. Pirates of the Caribean is a pretty good movie. Thankyou.

Heroes:

my brother ryan...he kills terrorists.

My Blog

F.A.m white trash party

march 31st 2007 the F.A.m house threw a white trash themed party in celebration of my birthday. as they say a picture speaks a thousand words.....
Posted by JK-47 on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST

F.A.m house estate survey part 2

yo myspace...wipe yo feets before you step in tha F.A.m house!! thats right suckas youre about to be taken on part 2 of the F.A.m house/compound web-tour, but before you come in, you had best show som...
Posted by JK-47 on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

CSI F.A.m house

on the late evening of march 15th 2007 a crime was commited at the F.A.m house...a crime against nature. the following is a compilition of eyewitness accounts and investigative research findings. all ...
Posted by JK-47 on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:53:00 PST

F.A.m house estate survey part 1

wassup myspace and welcome to my crib! this is going to be a multi-part series in which i will be giving an exclusive "web tour" of my entire estate...the F.A.m house compound...outside the walls of t...
Posted by JK-47 on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:55:00 PST

how i saved justin timberlake's career.

ok, i have had it! it is time for me to share a secret that i have been holding for some time now. i am about to explain how i saved justin timberlake's career. the only reason that i am coming out wi...
Posted by JK-47 on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST

fashion hazard

I feel it is my duty to express my concerns about an epidemic that is sweeping the country (or at least central florida.) this phenomenon is big sunglass. chicks of all shapes, sizes, backgrounds, ect...
Posted by JK-47 on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

you know..

one day im going to figure out what it is i want out of life. one day. until then...beware.
Posted by JK-47 on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

biggie size me baby!

so today i went into a burger king to pick up some lunch and there were these two chicks in line in front of me, one of them was a hot asian chick with an awesome body and the other was a fat white la...
Posted by JK-47 on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:27:00 PST

extreme ak makeover!!

so i went to the gun show today and purchased some items for my beloved ak-47...before (mine's the top one, the bottom one is the one i bought my daddy) :after (so cute now):im gonna break down what w...
Posted by JK-47 on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:48:00 PST

warning.

jesus christ (blah)...i am so sick of people trying to figure me out!!!! i am effed-up (yeah that means i am fucked-up...i just dont say "fuck".) what am i supposed to say????? i have said everything ...
Posted by JK-47 on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 07:39:00 PST