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Rodney

I have all day sober to Sunday up.

About Me

Hi I'm Rodney, and in case you don't really know me, I'm the most kick ass mother effer in the whole wide world.I graduated high school in 2000, didn't do anything for a year, then up and joined the Army. I spent three years in the military, 15 months of which were spent in Iraq. I didn't really like it, but it taught me the true meaning of words like loyalty, duty, and honor. Because of this, I think I might have a superiority complex. I guess I tend to think I'm better than almost everyone I meet, but I usually get over that once I get to know the person. And if I don't, then I know I'm better. Anyhow, I got out November of 2004, and now I'm back in school. I think that everyone should have to do some time in the military, call me (incorrectly) a fascist if you will, but it teaches you how good life here truly is. Also, it teaches you how to party all freakin night. Bars closing at 2 is bullshit. Besides that I guess you could say I'm opinionated and argumentative. I'm what you could call a South Park conservative. I believe people should have the right to do as they choose, but we couldn't handle that kind of responsibility. Being a conservative, you could also call me an pro-life, gun nut. I have my concealed weapons permit, and won't hesitate to use deadly force to prevent or halt a forcible felony. In fact, I kinda look forward to it. Along that same thread, I'm really proud of the "Stand and Fight Law." I guess I'll leave it at that, now that I sound like dick.
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My Interests

I'm almost a gamer, which means I'm pretty good in my little circle of friends, but outside of that, I get killed. When I'm .., I play HALO 3. But lately I've been playing Rock Band for XBOX360, it kicks ass. If you're lookin for gamer buds the tag is GravyINC, look me up. Other than that I love pretty much anything that has to do with the water, especially SCUBA and free diving, but also wakeboarding, skiing, tubing, kayaking, swimming etc. I like to go out and shoot stuff. I have a 40 cal. Steyr pistol which I'm gonna have to sell now, because I just replaced it with a Berreta 9000S. I also lift weights 4 or 5 times a week, and play volleyball, wallyball, and raquetball. Also, I love arguing. Oh yeah, I also like to go out with a few friends occasionally and get a bit, um, rowdy. That last one isn't too important though.

I'd like to meet:

Brock #$#@ing Samson

Anyone who can tolerate me. I can be an ass... on occasion.

Music:

Mainly Rock and Country, but I can listen to anything else depending on the location. And I love me some Goof Rock.

Movies:

Team America: WORLD POLICE (I'm so ronry) Also Dogma which I could watch over and over. And Out Cold which is hilarious, and Equilibrium. Fuckin A man, Fuckin A. That reminds me Office Space. "Hey man, channel 9 breast exam, whoooh hooh."

Television:

South Park, Lost, Heroes, The Daily Show, 24, Venture Bros., The Boondocks, FullMetal Alchemist

Books:

Let's see The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons by Dan Brown. Debt of Honor, Executive Orders, Rainbow Six, or Without Remorse by Tom Clancy. The No Spin Zone, The Oreilly Factor, or Who's Looking Out for You by Bill O'Reilly.

Heroes:

Anyone whose job puts the welfare of others above their own safety (soldiers, firemen, policemen, etc.). I believe that that is the most honorable form of work.And let's not forget Jack Bauer. Such a badass.

My Blog

Red Vs. Blue For Real

I've never hid the fact that I'm a registered republican, but I pride myself on being a semi-informed/ informed voter. I've never really voted down party lines. It's ignorant. Anyway, what I'm lookin ...
Posted by Rodney on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:32:00 PST

Elitism

Tonight was a very special night for me. Tonight I was a member of Orlando's social elite. Chris, AMbulations, Sully and I just returned from the Orlando Predators Arena Football game. About a week ag...
Posted by Rodney on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:33:00 PST

Pizza and French Fries

I I = French Fries         & nbsp;     V = Pizza   "You see kids, the point of skiing is that you wanna have a goood tiime. If you ...
Posted by Rodney on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:05:00 PST

Bad day for Lucky Boy

Last Friday was a very bad day. I was supposed to get off of work at about 2. I didn't get home till 5:30. Traffic was bad and upset me. I got home and plugged my phone in and it refused to charge. So...
Posted by Rodney on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:05:00 PST

Beers, Brain Cells, and Buffalo

A friend sent this to me in an email and I thought it was worthy of a blog. It's short and to the point, and it makes a lot more sense than relating economics to hot sauce (inside joke... kinda). &nbs...
Posted by Rodney on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:33:00 PST

Memorial Day

In basic training you learn of a great many people who put their own fears aside to fight against overwhelming odds or to rescue a fallen comrade. It's not something you generally hear about in the "r...
Posted by Rodney on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:42:00 PST

I've got, like... these fantasies...

So, me and Craig, are, like, totally hanging out at this bar, Cheers, with some dumb little girls, most of who we don't know. And I'm all, "I wish they would, like, quit saying "like" three times in e...
Posted by Rodney on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:37:00 PST

Cowards

So Craig and I are excessively drunk right now, which means it is really hard for me to type words like excessivley. Anyhow, we sit down in a Denny's, minding our own, when some dumb bitch starts talk...
Posted by Rodney on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST

Liberal Theories????

So, former President Clinton told an audience in the United Arab Emerates that the people who published the cartoon of Muhammed driving a truck bomb should be punished. I thought he was liberal. Liber...
Posted by Rodney on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST

Maslow, Abraham

Psychologist Abraham Maslow theorized that a person's ultimate goal was to become a self actualized individual. I can't remember exactly how many different traits there are, but I do remember one of t...
Posted by Rodney on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:32:00 PST