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Misssymartin

THE MISSSYMARTIN MISSSIVES

About Me

Everything you need to now is here:http://misssymartin.blogspot.com/And listen to me review lots of films on the Evelyn Brown Show every Saturday morning on Original 106FM.

My Interests

Reading, writing, Gambling in Turkish Prisons.

I'd like to meet:

Never anyone famous as they are always a disappointment.

Music:

Beck, Neil Young, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, The Dawntreaders, Air, Super Furry Animals, Gomez, Ben Folds, Queen, Lorelei, Teenage Fanclub, Sly and the Family Stone, Stevie Wonder, Brazilian music, Bowie, REM, Pink Floyd, Talking Heads, Aimee Mann, Bauhaus, Chili Peppers,Flaming Lips, Shins, Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, La Streisand, Michael Nyman, Philip Glass, The Police, Sly and Robbie, Cornershop, Mercury rev, Jane's Addiction, Chili Peppers, Supergrass, Rufus Wainwright, Ellon and District Pipe Band

Movies:

Godfather Trilogy, Fargo, Some Like it Hot, Breaking the Waves, Back to the Future, The Tin Drum, Big Lebowski, City of God, One Day in September, Touching the Void, old classics like Wonderful Life, Twelve Angry Men, Mr Smith Goes to Washington. Anything with Jack Lemmon, Donald Sutherland and Gael Garcia Bernal.I love Billy Wilder, Volker Schloendorff, The Coens, Martin Scorsese, Woody Allen (but not in the last 5 years- lost it...)Kevin MacDonald and any directors who don't listen to test screening results.

Television:

Good documentaries (Storyville is a good bet)Six Feet Under, Sopranos, my Name is Earl, Lost, Scrubs, Family Guy, Documentaries in General, The Simpsons, Mighty Boosh, Early Doors, The Thick of It, Time Trumpet,Malcolm in the Middle, CSI, Trapped in Cabinets, Extras, America's Next Top Model,The Late Edition, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Coronation St and sadly, Big Brother- I'm sorry....................................................... ..Vintage: Cops, Northern Exposure, Alan Partridge, Day Today, Thsi Life, Any Chris Morris, Big Train, Larry Sanders, Clooney/Edwards ER, Our Friends in the North, Seinfeld,The Office...................................................... ........Hates: Tonight with Trevor McDonald- what a pile of low-brow,propagandist, daily-mail-reader targeting shit. Makes my blood boil.

Books:

I like reading anything except fantasy and books with dragons on the cover. Any John Irving, Ray Bradbury, Kurt Vonnegut,David Mitchell, Isabel Allende, Donna Tartt, Bill Bryson, David Mitchell, Philippa Gregory, Iain Banks. Tin Drum by Gunther Grass is maybe my favourite book but really love The Time Travellers Wife and Captain Correlli's Mandolin. Like a lot of German Literature- Heinrich Boll, Durrenmatt (although he's Swiss). Like South American Literature too like Isabel Allende and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.I love travel books and travelogues- I love Bill Bryson - I wish I had his job... . Chris Stewart is also great. Read Driving Over Lemons. Writing a travelogue that is read by millions would be my dream ..and I'm going to do it, too. Just watch....................................................... ........I like non-fiction too especially film books like Easy Riders, Raging Bulls and I like historical books (fact and fiction) and can't live without Saturday Guardian and Living Etc every month. I like Mil Millington and wish the Guardian would let him/force him to write another weekly column.

Heroes:

Nah...don't see the point.

My Blog

Time to grow up

Hello Fellow MyspacersFor some time now I've been writing my blog, The Misssymartin Misssives.  I think I started blogging in July 2006 on this very page. Aah remember when we were young...this w...
Posted by Misssymartin on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:53:00 PST

Lizard Queen

Stalin misreads his invite to the Potsdam Conference:" I thought it said fancy dress!" laughed the dictator behind the deaths of 60 million I don't know whether you've noticed but I often mention tha...
Posted by Misssymartin on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:04:00 PST

Dogs beware!

Cage: "I did not steal that dog!"My favourite story of the week concerns the successful litigation by actor Nicolas Cage over allegations in an interview in the Daily Mail with former "When Peggy Sue ...
Posted by Misssymartin on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:01:00 PST

Love in a Cold Climate

Me and some students standing on the frozen Baltic Sea in Finland in April. Or Aberdeen Beach yesterday? You decide.So here comes the Summer, eh? Everyone seems to think so. Down the beach today I act...
Posted by Misssymartin on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:14:00 PST

A Night at the Opera

A conversation in the back of a taxi on Saturday Night was what started me thinking about Freddie.The question posed was this:"If you could go and see any band, from any point in time performing any o...
Posted by Misssymartin on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:08:00 PST

Well Hard Wedding

You’ve got to feel sorry for Colleen McLaughlin.Apart from the obvious (waking up to the sight she has to wake up to), it appears she’s having problems with the invitation list to her wedd...
Posted by Misssymartin on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

Small town girl

Kevin Bacon:His Ma works at the new Asda...probablyIt never ceases to amaze me that for the biggest city in the top half of Scotland, how little my hometown is.No matter where you go, what you do&you ...
Posted by Misssymartin on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:53:00 PST

Your song

The Dawntreaders(Meeester's the one doing the Jesus Christ Pose)There are some real lucky girls out there that have had songs written about them. Look at Patty Boyd. First George Harrison writes the b...
Posted by Misssymartin on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:21:00 PST

Accidental Ambulance Chaser

Bizarrely, I am on the books for reporters for BBC News. It's nothing to get excited about though. John Simpson's job is safe.It seems that I am destined to benefit from the Beeb only where death is c...
Posted by Misssymartin on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

Whens My Shower Scene?

King of the Corporate CocksThe thing about being a corporate cock sucker* for a living is the corporate cocks are, as the name suggests....cocks.This is the one fundamental thing about working life th...
Posted by Misssymartin on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:54:00 PST