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When "The Excessive Flatulence Self-Help Group" died with a blast and tribute-band "Spiral Drab" didnt succeed in conquering Japan, several members of both bands just had to meet at the local bar. As usual, plans were made and for once they were also carried out. Satan wasnt just in these fine young mens ass alone, so they decided to call the new band "The Hellphonics". They immediately started attempting to make music according to the Holy Trinity of Rock n Roll, also known as the "Triple-S-method" which states that rock n roll should be sleazy, swinging and sexy. Several bands in rock history have successfully embodied these cornerstones through their music and "The Hellphonics" have shamelessly stolen from them. Because of this and a couple of hundred other reasons, they arent worthy to be named together with these great legends of rock n roll, so we will not name them here.
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Member Since: 6/23/2006
Band Website: hellphonics.com
Band Members: Harry Hellafonte: howlin' and hollerin' Hellvis Prezzly: horny guitar mayhem Buddy Helly: satanic guitar sorcery Paris Hellton: beastie bass Rob Hellford: hell's bells
Influences: AC/DC, The Datsuns, The Stooges, Monster Magnet, Motörhead, Queens of the Stone Age, Mark Lanegan Band, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, The Who, Kings of Leon, Grinderman, Black Keys, Triggerfinger, The Kills, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Tom Waits, Ray Davies
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My Blog

Satan’s Little Hellper

We are glad to announce that we've found a replacement for Buddy Helly. From september on, all the gigs will feature our newest guitar sleazeball: Satan's Little Hellper.   Let's give him a warm ...
Posted by the Hellphonics on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:39:00 PST

Guitarplayer wanted!

Unfortunately, Buddy Helly has decided to leave The Hellphonics. So if you think you got what it takes to fill his shoes, send us a message. Profile: 110% Rock 'n Roll!
Posted by the Hellphonics on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:30:00 PST

Bacchus gig postponed!

Because Harry Hellafonte never brushes his teeth, he's got a very nasty infection in his mouth. So he won't be able to sing tomorrow.The Bacchus gig has therefore been postponed to 15/6.Hell Yeah!...
Posted by the Hellphonics on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:55:00 PST

ROB HELLFORD IN HOSPITAL!

We're sad to announce that our beloved Rob Hellford was involved in a serious car crash yesterday. For the moment his condition is stable, but he has suffered some serious fractures on his wrist, leg ...
Posted by the Hellphonics on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

Cd release party

Join us on this eveing full of Rock 'n' Roll. ...
Posted by the Hellphonics on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST

Hellphonics CD is out!

Our brand new 4-track extravaganza is finally out! Mail us to get your copy or buy it at 5 voor 12 (Vorselaar)...
Posted by the Hellphonics on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

Hellshirts almost sold out!

As you can see, the Hellshirts are very popular. There are few left, so get yours today!  
Posted by the Hellphonics on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

The Hellphonics hit the studio!

October 19th, The Hellphonics will hide in an underground liar to squeeze some filth out of their Hell-tools. Recordings will take place in Dé Studio (Asse). Groupies are expected at 10 a.m. sha...
Posted by the Hellphonics on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:25:00 PST

Hell-shirts available!

You can buy one of these babies from one of the Hellphonics members: Sizes: S/M/L/XL  (XL already sold out!) Girlies: S/M/L 10 euro...
Posted by the Hellphonics on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:17:00 PST