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About Me



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FAVORITES:
Color: I curse the day I ever said purple was my favorite color. Because of it, ive gotten purple bathrobes and purple scarves every birthday since '99.
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Food: Fried chicken and watermelon.....No really......I should be lynched
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Ice-Cream Flavor: Rocky Road and Cookie Dough (but the one without the chocolate chips, eugh they f* it all up)
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Season: Heat makes me gag.
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Flower: White Roses. How gay.
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Board game: I can get pretty nasty over a game of SORRY
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MY....:
Hypothetical personality disorder: Popaphobia - severe fear of balloons and rubberbands (self-diagnosed, but its still pretty pathetic). Oh and i press elevator buttons like a madwoman, does that count?
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Preferred type of plastic surgery: Actually, I'd like to have a "blacker" nose. Ya kno, widen it a bit. Mine is a tad narrow.
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Sesame street alter ego: Grouch or cookie monster?
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Fairytale alter ego: ok shut up. now its just getting stupid.
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Worst crime: I stole cat food from a supermarket once.......... I dont have a cat.
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Strangest received gift: Christmas 2003. Giant fish pillow(no really, it had gills and everything). Thanks grandma.
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Worst habit: I bite my cuticles. So shoot me.
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OTHER QUESTIONS:
What annoys you most in a person? When people brag about their intelligence. "The smartest people in the world, are the ones who never try to prove it"
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Phone or in person?: Anyone who knows me knows that calling me is really no use. I really onli pick up if its my family or Matthew. And its nothin personal i swear, i jus downright hate talking on the phone. You'd be better off ringing my doorbell. Just not on Saturdays...u kno...might think you're a Jehovah's Witness - and chances are im ducking underneath the coffee table.
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Name three things you can't live without: Cocoa butter, long scarves, and hot pockets.
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Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Jus gimme 20 bucks so i can eat 2moro and we'll call it even
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What is your middle name? Thank god its not Roland.
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What is your heritage?: uhh. African-American - yea we still exist. My great grandparents were martiniqueze. But what kind of WEAK *SS cultural identity is that?? Im traumatized to say the least. For Labor Day purposes though, im "trini".lol
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Do you have any piercings?: Ears and nose
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What are your nicknames?
D, ThugMcNasty, D Boogie, Dana Dane, Brian (my mom still doesnt get her children's names right)
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Biggest turn-off? unreasonably big adam's apples, and long pinky nails
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My Interests

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Heroes:

-- THIS KIDD

...for having enough balls to actually let the world see how much of a HOT MESS he realli is.