....Matt, was born to his parents at the tender age of 0. "the most awe inspiring c-section i've ever performed"-Doctor who delivered Matthew. From an early age Matthew learned that GOD placed him on this planet to make people laugh. Matt got his start cracking jokes at family gatherings, doing impressions around the thanksgiving dinner table. At 4years of age Matthew discovered that he had freaky cool magic powers, and he began training his brain to predict cards and make doves appear, and freaky cool stuff like that. In the first grade matthew played Dr.Martin Luther King Jr. in a scene presentation, thus the infectious fungal disease known as acting claimed his life and took hold of his body.
MATT IS NOW DETERMINED TO IMPACT THE WORLD, AND MAKE SURE HIS VOICE IS HEARD. BRACE YOURSELVES
FAMOUS QUOTES REGARDING MATT :
"Was that it???!?!?!?"
- first girl friend
"you look sorta like Carlton banks"
- second girl friends cousin
" you're good, really good, like that sh*t was crazy cause i didnt even catch when you did that"
- Sean " P. Diddy" Combs
" Are you the devil?? "
- cute girl that got my order wrong at subway cause she was toooo busy watchin me do magic.
" how's your sandwich? "
- DAVID BLAINE!!!!!
(HE FU*CKIN ATE A SANDWICH WITH ME...AND ASKED ME HOW IT WAS!!!!)Mutumbo's Kitchen
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