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Caravaggio

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About Me



I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

mmmmmmm, interesssssssssts, well I have this ambition to bake a genuine Greek Pie, and feed it to a particularly verminous journalist..... Gobshit Pie I think I'll call it, Ohhh big titted one.

I'd like to meet:

Someone as Great as MEEEEEE

Music:

Anything up beat and LIVE. Rock, Soul, House, Funk.

Movies:

Not been to see any recently, was disappointed by La Vie En Rose, but could watch Casablanca forever..

Television:

Current or recent favourits tv programmes are: Catherine Tate, Ashes to Ashes, Later with Joolz, and Cooolio Jezza! Jeremy Paxman........ And of course anything by David Attenborough

Books:

In the process of WRITING one, maybe two...

Heroes:

Don't you think all these sycophantic headings are incredibly BOOOOOORING I'd like some new headings if you don't mind!!

My Blog

Recommended Reading

Recommended Reading  Warning:  I often sail close to the wind!     SOUTH AFRICA: Racism, Violent Attacks on Immigrants Black South African's are attacking Black I...
Posted by Caravaggio on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:12:00 PST

Complaint to the BBC (Correction)

Complaint to the BBC on the death of Humphrey Lyttelton (CORRECTION)Apologies to Samantha, and Humph of course.The last line of my letter should have read "and what are we to do now.. without that voi...
Posted by Caravaggio on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:03:00 PST

Complaint  To the BBC on the Death of Humphrey Lyttelton

Complaint  To the BBC on the Death of Humphrey Lyttelton:     Dear Aunty Beeb,   How absolutely typical and ridiculous of the BBC to forget to give Humph his immortality shots! I and...
Posted by Caravaggio on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:59:00 PST

Zoro..... Reports

Zoro..... Reports  What a trashy lot you really are...    Eva, Hannah, Amy, Georgie, and the ’cheeky boy’ as well as all the crew.  What a bunch of.... Professionals...
Posted by Caravaggio on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:58:00 PST

The Marquise de Sherlock writes&.

The Marquise de Sherlock writes...    Without question my dear Watson, there were two distinct tracks.. On the one hand__ the local rag [M.E.N.] is writing a load of piffle.  But that...
Posted by Caravaggio on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:33:00 PST

Gwlad, Gwlad, pleidiol wyf im gwlad.

    The Land Of My Fathers The land of my fathers, the land of my  choice The land in which poets and minstrels rejoice The land whose stern warriors were true to the core While bleed...
Posted by Caravaggio on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:47:00 PST

The Underdog Bites Back!

HOT GOSSIP from the Caravaggio Darling... "Lets not ask for the Moon, when we already have the Stars!" I couldn’t be arsss’d  Delving as deeply as I’m able (sarcasm being the lo...
Posted by Caravaggio on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:40:00 PST

Mannequin - A Pornographic Picture Show

  LAUNCHED& A STELLA performance..    Review : A Pornographic Picture Show  It's been a marathon effort getting round all those petty rules and small minds.. designed to re-prosec...
Posted by Caravaggio on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:56:00 PST

2 New Poems for Train Enthusiasts(& for EJA, a fellow traveller

  SPOTTING  Train Spotters    Manchester to Leeds: 02/02/2008    At 08:10am I've already spotted three. One, hiding up high behind a dry stone wall.  The other two,...
Posted by Caravaggio on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:12:00 PST

Anarchism A Non Violent View (part 2)

Anarchism A Non Violent View -  part 2  (An History Class!) [apologies for any errors in part one - think I must have been tired - it's been updated] Anarchism is a political philosophy whic...
Posted by Caravaggio on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST