HOW IN THE HELL DO THEY WIPE THEIR ASSES |
It can not be easy. First of all, I don't think toilet papers are wide enough and I am going to suggest that to the makers. In the early days, people eat less and could use two sheets...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:08:00 PST |
My Medical Degree |
Well finally, I completed my medical degree on the internet. I am so excited and can't wait to start practicing. It only lasted three months with my internship and residency, all on the in...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST |
We've come a long way, haven't we? |
We've come a long way, haven't we. Unfortunately, a lot of the things below are very close to the truth. When I was in high school (I graduated in 1969) we had a rifle club, and had a rifl...
Posted by Patrick on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST |
WHEN I WAS A KID |
When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up. What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morn...
Posted by Patrick on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST |
Can you relate?.........This is scary |
Do you have days like this, sometimes I do!!!!! Can you relate? This is scary. Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decided ...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST |
I have learnt that..... |
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.&...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:12:00 PST |
Another DAMN day at the Doctor's office. |
Went to the doctor for checkup, "Patrick, you have to loose some weight, stop smoking and do some exercise, your Blood Pressure and Triglyceride are a little high". "I can put you on t...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:09:00 PST |
Upper Endoscope and Colonscopy |
Well.....well......Yesterday I went to the doctor for consultation before my up-comming routine Colonscopy(putting a tube with light and camera up my ass) and Upper Endoscope(putting light and c...
Posted by Patrick on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Thanks Dr. Phil |
By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish allthe things you've started and ...
Posted by Patrick on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:05:00 PST |
Calling In Sick |
Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimatemy illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying.On one occasion, I had a valid reason, but lied anyway because the truthwas...
Posted by Patrick on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 05:28:00 PST |
