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Gargiulo

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About Me

I now blog daily at blog.uncensoredinterview.com. If you liked my old Myspace blogs (and let's not kid ourselves here, you came every time you read them), then you'll enjoy my new blogs that I actually now get paid to write.

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If you couldn't tell by my blatantly braggadocios photos, I run a lot. 5Ks, 10Ks, half marathons, even finished the Philadelphia Marathon last November. I'm hoping to run NY this year, but if I don't get in because of the fucking bullshit lottery, I'm gonna run Hartford and try to qualify for Boston.

If you've got an ample supply of Nutella and/or scotch, then let's talk.

One of my goals in life is to eat an endangered species. Like a tiger, or a condor. I'm not a cruel asshole or anything, I just think that the rarer an animal, the tastier it is. I'm all for using cloning to bring back the Dodo bird so I can make an omelet.

My Interests

Writing, running, bowling, snowboarding, softball, Guitar Hero 3, comedy (especially jokes about the recently deceased and national tragedies,) proper grammar, Wii sports.

Oh and of course...

IN N OUT Burger

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can cut through the bullshit and build me a working flying car.

Music:

Weezer, Ash, Jack's Mannequin, Andrew W.K., The White Stripes, Ozma, Nada Surf, The Shins, Alkaline Trio, Wilco, The Rentals, Snow Patrol, Brian Wilson, The Toadies, The Feeling, Midtown, Tsar, Arcade Fire, Lazlo Bane, Fountains of Wayne, Foo Fighters, Postal Service, Lazlo Bane, Sufjan Stevens, Augustana, Rooney, Muse, Gym Class Heroes, Green Day, Phantom Planet, The Thrills, Tegan and Sara, Barenaked Ladies, The Get Up Kids, Ben Folds, Ben Kweller, Rush, Something Corporate, Colin Hay, Pre-Enema-of-the-State Blink 182, Pavement,

Movies:


Anchorman


The Big Lebowski, Office Space, Old School, The Cable Guy, Army of Darkness, Superbad, Knocked Up, Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Batman Begins, Super Troopers, Clerks, Mallrats, Adaptation, Bubba Ho-Tep, American Splendor, South Park, Ghostbusters, any and all movies that end in "ack to the Future" and "ill and Ted". And I have a soft spot for the Harry Potter series, which has nothing to do with me being a pedophile.

Television:


Arrested Development (R.I.P.)

Heroes, Scrubs, The Office (both UK and US versions),


Mad Money with Jim Cramer

Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park,


Iron Chef

Old SNL reruns, Law & Order, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Anything on ESPN 2, especially


Competitive Eating

Arm Wrestling, and World's Strongest Man.

Books:

American Psycho, Glamorama, (Pretty much anything by Brett Easton Ellis), Choke, Survivor, Lullabye, Lies My Teacher Told Me, Gun With Occasional Music, Motherless Brooklyn, Fortress of Solitude, Ultramarathon Man, The New Kings of Nonfiction, Harry Potter, Anything by George Carlin, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Collapse, Breaking Vegas.

Heroes:


Ron Burgundy


Wow wow wee wow!

My Blog

If A Wolf Can Raise a Child, So Can I

I know this is going to make the both of us sound really weird, but for the past week, my girlfriend and I have been viciously Googling children raised by animals. In fact, we've become quite obsessed...
Posted by Gargiulo on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:11:00 PST

I Hate Web Celebrities

Conceded, we are living in a vastly different time from when I grew up (the rockin' 80's), but I feel horribly bad for all of the kids being raised today, and it's not just because they're annoying as...
Posted by Gargiulo on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:33:00 PST

Weezer - The Red Album

If you're a big Weezer fan, or your name rhymes with Tom Fone, then you 're probably already aware that 8/10's of Weezer's new record "The Red Album" (actually it's self titled, but since they already...
Posted by Gargiulo on Thu, 15 May 2008 10:59:00 PST

Miley Cyrus Needs a Fucking Tan

Editor's Note (that's me by the way) - For all of you whining about how infrequent my Myspace blog posts have become, I now blog DAILY at Blog.uncensoredinterview.com. Why? Because they realize the ge...
Posted by Gargiulo on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:14:00 PST

The Presidential Deathmatch Tournament

Note: I've decided to expand on an old idea that I brought up during the last Presidential Election, so if this blog seems a tad familiar to you, that's why.It's pretty hard not to get caught up in th...
Posted by Gargiulo on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST

Signs youll never see at Disney World

So I've had this crazy idea in my head for a while now involving inappropriate signs at Disney World. It's a not-too-well-kept secret that Walt Disney was not exactly a beacon of great moral values. S...
Posted by Gargiulo on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:40:00 PST

What Happens When Hip Hop And Magic Have A One Night Stand? This Guy

Don't ask me why, but I was watching the season finale of Rock of Love last night with my roommate, and during the final commercial break, right before Bret picks the winner*, a local TV spot ran for ...
Posted by Gargiulo on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:35:00 PST

Fuck April Fools Day

April Fool’s Day, har har har! What a stupid fucking idea. One random day in the Spring where we’re encouraged to pull small, harmless pranks on our friends and family. Well I have two BIG...
Posted by Gargiulo on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:43:00 PST

$5000?? Hell, I Could Hit That For $17!

There’s nothing like coming home from a long yet fruitful work trip to find the governor of your proud state embroiled in a major sex scandal involving hookers. Hey, nothing against hookers; I m...
Posted by Gargiulo on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST

Brian McNamee Names Hillary Clinton Among Congressional HGH Users

Chaos reigned on Capitol Hill this morning after the leaking of a highly confidential deposition given by Brian McNamee to Congress last November, naming Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinto...
Posted by Gargiulo on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 10:41:00 PST