poop_E_pants

what can i say i like to eat poop. i really like useless facts such as if you poor calone or perfume on your sphincter you can get drunk. and it takes the average human to fall asleep in like 7 minutes. and waking up with a cucumber in your ass hurts like hell. umm im divorced with three kids. i dont get to see my lil terds much cause my ex is a bitch. she stole every thing from me. even my cat named shit head. i lost my house my kids my cat my favorite thong my cds and movies alot of my clothes my watch and my life. she stole EVERY THING! the only thing i have left is a month old copy of tv guide and myspace. thats why i want friends on here. this one time i went to mars on a reutine trip for the company i work for. and i got lost and ended up in mexico without any pants and with a cucumber in my ass. Also go looky at my websity byLayout Created at ...net with LIVE preview!!