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Green Jellybean

MONEY! GOOD! HA HA HA HA HA!

About Me

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT WHEN SOMEONE I'VE NEVER MET SENDS ME A MESSAGE ABOUT WHY THEY'D LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND WHEN THEY SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST. THERE'S JUST SOMETHING CREEPY ABOUT HALF DRESSED PEOPLE ASKING TO BE MY FRIEND, UNLESS IT'S MY SLUTTY COUSIN, WHO I ALREADY KNOW AND LOVE.OTHERWISE, PLEASE UPGRADE YOURSELF FROM TOTAL STRANGER TO MYSPACE AQUAINTENCE WHEN REQUESTING VIRTUAL FRIENDSHIP FROM ME BY SENDING A LITTLE FRIENDLY MESSAGE. I'M NOT EASY, YOU HAVE TO EARN MY FRIENDSHIP! HEE HEE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION!1) The classic Sesame Street is vastly superior to the Sesame Street of today.2) I'm rich!3) When is half of twelve NOT six?4) Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate (if it has corn syrup or hydrogenated oil in it, it's NOT chocolate)!5) Roger, Cilla, and Gavin, Colby, and Eliot are so totally AWESOME!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A TRUE HEALER! Can you fix my leg? Thanks, that would be great! Also, someone who makes me feel civilized even when I'm exhausted, grouchy, and futless. I would love to have lunch with anyone who can make me laugh out loud, and can make me think about something I've never considered before. I would also love to meet any cunning linguists and master debaters. If you're one or the other, you're probably pretty freakin' awesome, and I want to be your friend.

Music:

Currently I am loving The White Stripes, Kool and the Gang, The Black-Eyed Peas, Sister Sledge, The Meices, and K.C. and the Sunshine Band. My Forever Favorites are: Aerosmith, Aretha Franklin, The Beatles, Billie Holiday, Billy Joel, Blossom Dearie, The Brothers Cazimero, The Drifters, Ella Fitzgerald, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, George Michael, Harry Connick, Jr., Israel Kamakawio'ole, Janet Jackson, Joe Cocker, k.d. lang, Louis Armstrong, Ludacris, Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell, Nat King Cole, Paul Simon, Prince, Queen, Ray Charles, Roberta Flack, Sarah Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Sting, Tony Bennett, Tracy Chapman, Van Morrison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Movies:

These are some movies I liked enough to buy the DVD of: Death to Smoochy, Dogfight, Ever After, Connie and Carla, Corrina Corrina, Bert and Ernie's Word Play, Fraggle Rock: Dance Your Cares Away, Mulan, Regarding Henry, Roll Bounce, The Last Seduction, The Princess Bride, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Singin' In The Rain, Legally Blonde, The Transporter, Wayne's World

Television:

I love to watch "Good Eats!" with Alton Brown. He is so smart!. . .THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART! I loved him before he was famous. Witty+clever+self-depreciating+kind=please marry me! . . . Whenever I stumble across an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy I drop whatever I am doing and sit. I love the Fab Five, their energy is so positive, so uplifting. It's great to watch them turn some hapless heterosexual into someone happy to hug homos. I always cry. . .I thought "The Dog Whisperer" was such a lame concept until I watched the show, and then I was riveted. I feel so bad for the dogs with those imbecilic owners.

Books:

My favorite book to read is the compilation of erotica by Susie Bright, The Best American Erotica. It comes out every year. Yummy, yummy stuff. Other books I love: To Kill A Mockingbird, anything by Berkeley Breathed, Ironman by Chris Crutcher, Dress Your Family In Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris, Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh, Sarah, Plain and Tall by Patricia MacLachlan, A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time by mark haddon, and any other book that made me laugh, or feel like I wanted to live in the book with those people, or helped me achieve orgasm.

Heroes:

The Tick, because he fought his own mucus and won! Bubbles, the littlest Powerpuff Girl, because she knows how to be a good sister. Jim Henson, because he is an amazing example of what a real father should be like. Mother Theresa and Mister Rogers, because they are something I really admire and haven't become yet, but I'm trying.

My Blog

If It's HIS Loss, Why Do I Feel Like the Loser?

I'm having the time of my life, and at the same time, I'm really sad.Kaeo! I loved "Sexy Back" when I first heard it on the radio. I totally thought, "Oh my gosh! Prince is coming out with new stuff...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST

KANA'I! YOU NEED TO CALL ME!

Felt like writing tonight (obviously! duh. hee hee. --sigh--).I am so full of positive energy, I want to hug EVERYBODY. So come and see me while I'm in this mood. I may even bake brownies and have s...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST

I'm making a list, I'm checking it TWICE! I may be a bitch or I may be nice!

I'm really tired.After work today I just rinsed off and went straight to bed. The sun was shining and birds were singing and I just went right to sleep. Three o'clock in the afternoon and I was so not...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 01:51:00 PST

Yes, I Am Easily Amused

It's been two months to the day since I first posted a blog! So what? Yeah, you're right. It's not a big deal. But I just thought I'd mention it.I thought it was neat when I looked at the first blog I...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST

I love my mom

I guess it's just a matter of perspective. And changing it.I got so mad at my mother today. If I take a step back and look at things, I am amazed at how much one word from her colors my whole day. It...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:22:00 PST

Let's Head To The Freezer And Put It Out Of It's Misery

The nail on my left foot's big toe fell off. With a lot of help from me. I was wiggling it the way I used to worry a loose tooth in the third grade. There would always be a corner of the tooth still ...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:14:00 PST

I am sad because nobody loves me

Older, male cousin is getting married again, for the third? time. Not really close to him or that side of the family. Not my choice, that distance. His intended did not spell my name correctly on the...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 12:25:00 PST

Interview! (or, Dammit, Donny! It's Not Working!)

Interviewer: Donny Interviewee: Green JellybeanBefore we conduct the interview, I, (G.J.) would just like to say that I tried to follow all of Donny's (originator of the interview--go to his page! h...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:14:00 PST

I Am A Delicate Flower

Perhaps I am too sensitive and vulnerable to be on MySpace. My feelings are so hurt. Everybody that I sent an email to hasn't responded yet, and now I feel like a MySpace pariah.(sniff) I don't want t...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:35:00 PST

I Think I'm In Trouble

Okay, why didn't my loved ones tell me about the Darkside of MySpace. That grinning Tom who so benignly greets you when you first join . . . he's actually Satan, right?My lower back hurts because I si...
Posted by Green Jellybean on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:21:00 PST