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About Me

I AM CHINESE MAN. me find computer on rollercoaster. me make myspace. me 6ft 14 inches. yes my noodle. very small for my age. ME NO CRY. unless poked in eye b/c that makes ouchies on eye. so when i blink they go OW. me do not like it in the butt on all days that don't end in Y. i own restaurant. you eat there. I KNOW IT. if you do not. i will kill you mom. me eyes slanted. that does NOT mean i not see things. i am no remote. you push my buttons WRONG BUTTONS. i will turn off. just like TV.

My Interests

EVERYBODY. and people who want to see my BIG noodle

I'd like to meet:

people who leave cellphone in restaurant and computer on rollercoaster. so mee beep beep people. :D

Music:

the skinflute

Movies:

jurassic park. only movie me like cause dinosaurs be like ROAR ME LIKE EAT PEOPLE ROAR ME TAKe PEE PEE ON DOG THEN EAT. couldn't get better

Heroes:

all Chinese men!