JOHNNY GUINNESS - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Johnny Guinness McAilen and I am currently a sergeant working in the U.S. Army's Military Intelligence. I just returned from a deployment from the Middle East. I currently reside in El Paso, Texas, stationed at Ft. Bliss Texas. I have a white boxer puppy named Betty. I am probably moving to Ft. Bragg in July/August and Ft. Carson after my training is done. I love the military and as of right now plan on staying in the military for 20 years and retiring. I hate all of the negative nelly Americans that think they know anything about anything involving foreign politics and our military. Its easy to talk shit sitting on your lazy asses in front of the t.v. watching your democratic news correspondents talk about what "we're doing" over in the Middle East. I get sick of watching the news listening to "supporting the troops" propaganda where the correspondents all bad mouth what we are doing over there. You can't kill an enemy if you can't kill the source. And its not the country we are currently in. Anywho, I like reading and learning new things, watching movies/t.v., and hanging out with my friends/family. My favorite drink is Guinness and my favorite hard drink is Jackal Daniels. I am currently working on my associates degree in Science in Intelligence, but I want to get my degree in aerospace engineering. The End

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My Interests

I have some interests. Such as tattooing and being tattooed. Art, literature, reading, learning new stuff that you never thought you'd learn. I have interests in asking unanswerable questions to unintelligent people. I have interests in being not super hot all day/night everyday summer/winter. I mostly just have a lot of interests in anything I don't know right now. I love westerns but I think John Wayne is a bitch.

I'd like to meet:

People that aren't stupid and definitely not any pussy ass wannabe gang bangers from El Paso.

Music:

Um I like a lot of things, since being deployed I have gotten back into some harder music. I like Atreyu a lot, Bullet for my Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, Underoath, Escape the Fate, and other such peddlers of musical melodies. I also like Love You Long Time, because they are hip and MC Oz is a cool cat. The all time greatest singer will always be Johnny Cash though. Regardless of my mood I never get sick of his music.

Movies:

Rushmore, The Life Aquatic, American Beauty, I Love Huckabees, Saw, Anchorman, The Royal Tennenbaums, Dodgeball, and some more. I love movies a lot. I also like some modern day classics. Boondock Saints and the Departed. The Last Days of Frank and Jesse James is one of my favorites because of the character playing Frank James.

Television:

I like the Unit. I like Friday Night Lights. I like Scrubs. Lost is good. The Office is awesome.

Books:

I like mostly good books, I mostly don't like bad books. I think that there are a lot of books that have been published that shouldn't have been. I also like books that are well written oddly enough. I dislike books that are written by morons that have no idea what they're talking about. David Baldacci and John Grisham are two of my favorite authors. I like poetry a lot. My favorite poet of all time is Edgar Alan Poe because I've never read any literature by any other author that has been able to use words to create a specific feeling like he does. I also like Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Starting with the Gunslinger.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash. Mother te-Leesa, my mom is pretty much the most awesome person on Earth and regardless of what God throws her way she always adapts and overcomes. She also has always been there for me even though I have kind of been a turd throughout my years.