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Stevometry

Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover, but who wants to have sex with a book?

About Me

I'm a dude. Born in Santa Cruz, raised in Central Oregon and Western Washington. What do I wanna do with my life? I WANNA ROCK! AND WRITE!

My Interests

Making/Listening to Music, Making/Watching Movies, TV, Video Games, Wakeboarding, Golf, Stand-Up Comedy, Improv, Tennis, Pro Wrestling, Bowling, Comic Books...um, who's still reading this?

I'd like to meet:

Simon Belmont, The Shredder, James Woods, Ace Frehley, Jack Burton, John Bender, Curtis Armstrong, McGruff, The Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman, MacGyver...

Music:

* ** Eric Clapton**, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen**, AC/DC*, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers*, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, The Cars, Huey Lewis and the News, Eagles, Guns 'n Roses (the version that featured Izzy, Slash and Duff), Bon Jovi, Alice in Chains*, John Cougar Mellencamp, Chicago, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash, Def Leppard*, Judas Priest, Prince, Nirvana, Neil Young, Iron Maiden, Sammy Hagar, Joe Satriani, Steve Earle, Crosby Stills Nash (and sometimes Young), Steve Vai*, Journey*, Metallica (pre-Napster), Black Sabbath, Steely Dan, The Doors, Ted Nugent, Billy Idol, Boston, George Harrison, Weezer*, Electric Light Orchestra, David Lee Roth, Built to Spill*, Rush, Echo and the Bunnymen, Ozzy Osbourne, The Ramones, Soundgarden, Pete Yorn**, Paul Simon, Hall and Oates, Stone Temple Pilots, Greg Kihn, Marshall Crenshaw, J. Geils Band, Alice Cooper, The Band, Bob Dylan, Santana, The Tubes, Dwight Twilley, Badfinger, Queen, Bad Company, Dokken, Smashing Pumpkins, The Clash, Bananarama, Phil Collins, Rooney, Buzzcocks, Roger Waters, Dennis Wilson, Elton John, Allman Brothers Band, Michael Jackson (before he became a white woman), Creedence Clearwater Revival, Bryan Adams, White Zombie, Skid Row, Foreigner, Steve Miller Band, Spinal Tap, Phil Spector, Jimmy Buffet, Rick Astley, Bad Religion, Eddie Money, Tenacious D*, MxPx, The Smiths, The Psychedelic Furs, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, Molly Hatchet, The Police, Izzy Stradlin, Gin Blossoms, U2, Ratt, Pearl Jam, Marvin Gaye, Tone-Loc, Beastie Boys, Poison, Mötley Crüe, Styx, Motörhead, The Offspring, Presidents of the United States of America, The Cure, The Outfield, Stormtroopers of Death, Suicidal Tendancies, M.O.D., Sex Pistols, Living Colour, The Doobie Brothers, Grateful Dead, Rage Against the Machine, Traveling Wilburys, Scorpions, Meatloaf, ZZ Top, Madonna (Pre-Ka-blah-blah), Pat Benatar, Tesla, Jimmy Eat World*, T. Rex, The Moody Blues, Corey Hart, Ghostland Observatory*, Lynt, SOL, Shy Guy and Lefty Boo, Stratacom Delirious, Sleep Monitors (you'll hear them soon enough...stay tuned) and many, MANY more* = seen 'em live

Movies:

Empire Strikes Back, Donnie Darko, Fletch, Batman Begins, The Jerk, Braveheart, Dawn of the Dead '78, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Aliens, Big Trouble in Little China, Predator, Terminator 2, Airplane!, Lord of the Rings, Vacation, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Back to the Future, Unbreakable, Creepshow, Night of the Living Dead, LA Confidential, Young Frankenstein, Caddyshack, Suicide Kings, Requiem for a Dream, Snatch, The Goonies, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Evil Dead, Tombstone, The Prestige, Groundhog Day, The Karate Kid, Blazing Saddles, Waiting for Guffman, A Christmas Story, The Last Boyscout, The Incredibles, Die Hard, Disney's Robin Hood, Doctor Strangelove, Cool Runnings, Mulan, True Stories, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Planes Trains and Automobiles, They Call Me Bruce, The Descent, 300, Road House and a couple others

Television:

The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Futurama, WWE Raw and Smackdown, Upright Citizens Brigade, Red Dwarf, The Office, My Name Is Earl, The Kids in the Hall, Buffy, Freaks and Geeks, Robot Chicken, Batman The Animated Series, Angel, Wings, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Rescue Me, South Park, Scrubs, Monk, Newsradio, The Tick, Da Ali G Show, The Colbert Report, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Naked Trucker and T-Bones, 30 Rock, The Shield, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother, MST3K, yada yada yada

Books:

Of Mice and Men, All I Need to Know About Film Making I learned from The Toxic Avenger

Heroes:

Nothing Can Kill It Genius Bad Ass Excellence

My Blog

Two Playlists for 2/14

Option 1:1. The Eagles - Already Gone2. Van Halen - You're No Good3. AC/DC - The Jack4. Nazareth - Miss Misery5. J. Geils Band - Love StinksOption 2:1. Journey - Faithfully2. The Police - Every Little...
Posted by Stevometry on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

RIP D-Town in B-Town

Less than an hour ago I became aware of a horrible truth: the Ballard Denny's is no more. Some people might say "so the fuck what!? Find another shitty diner with servers that forget your order and do...
Posted by Stevometry on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:13:00 PST

Kara OK!

Back in high school, I always said to my good friend Jeff that as soon as we turned 21 we NEEDED to hit up some karaoke joints. Finally, tonight, six years later I did the deed. I've been to karaoke b...
Posted by Stevometry on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 01:30:00 PST

My favorite Fridays

In honor of this most holy of holidays, I present my rankings and thoughts of the films in that most prestigious of film series: Friday the 13th. The less informed might refer to these films as "Jason...
Posted by Stevometry on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 11:59:00 PST

Don't Wanna Sleep Just Yet

1. How old will you be in 10 months?.. -- I'll have turned 24 2. Do you think you'll be married by then? --not unless I black-out in a foreign country or intend to make huge money on a bet 3. What d...
Posted by Stevometry on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST

"Put the Bunny Down"

If you've seen the latest commercials for Nesquik chocolate-flavored dream mix, you'll know that they are touting the fact that it has 25% less sugar than their competitors in the choco-tastic flavori...
Posted by Stevometry on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:41:00 PST

Just how looney am I...

Here's another sample of my poetic skills . In case anybody's worried about my mental state, just remember it's only a poem...Or is it?No really it is________________________"Four White Walls (To Hold...
Posted by Stevometry on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:33:00 PST

Music is the Key

Put your iTunes [or in my case the infinitely superior Toshiba Gigabeat, which I love dearly] on shuffle and write the song that it picks for every question. I must stress the following is completely ...
Posted by Stevometry on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:31:00 PST

Random Beginning

This is the start of something. Not sure what yet_________________________________________Waking up in a pool of your own blood is never a good thing.    Your first instinct is to try a...
Posted by Stevometry on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

All Blog and No Play Makes Steve a Dull Boy

If anybody's checking my blog and getting tired of seeing me posting surveys let me know. Not that it will change my mind or anything. I just like to hear opinions.1. You're infected. Your top 8 has t...
Posted by Stevometry on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST