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3 JAM

3 jam bitches you dont mess wit

About Me

one of us is ghetto, one is a crack whore and one is psychotic. together we unite TO KICK YO ASS

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/22/2006
Band Website: ain;t got no time for a website
Band Members: maid miriam (ghetto bitch), ash-tray (psychotic bitch), one-eyed jenny (crack whore)
Influences: our mothers and every bitch before us
Sounds Like: a party in yo pants
Record Label: drinkin on da porch records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

the pinta got no game

sorry boys...did we make you cry?now people will know that your manhood's a lie?yeah, the JAM called you out and skooled yo assessent you bitches back to remedial classesway to go jerry, referencing a...
Posted by 3 JAM on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

OUR CRAZY NIGHT

Yo yo yo mic check We started out at Jennys house eating fish and steak We were gonna go to a show cuz you know we aint fake  We get to Big V's and we park at McDonalds Before we cross the...
Posted by 3 JAM on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:17:00 PST

3 JAM announces the "anger meal"

3 JAM is proud to announce the "anger meal". this meal will include the following:- chicken nuggets with razor blades- french fries made of cotton- drink = luke warm beef broth with holes in the straw...
Posted by 3 JAM on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST

READ THIS, SKANK ASS

3 jam will be holding a photo contest for all you little bitches who have been whining about our top friends. rules of the contest are: find the funniest and most embarrassing picture of yourself or s...
Posted by 3 JAM on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:51:00 PST

special announcement to the world

shut your bitch ass up
Posted by 3 JAM on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:25:00 PST

Fresh Beats

To all our fans eagerly awaiting our fresh beats we have good news: currently we have 2 new singles in the works. Our remake of "I Think I'm Alone Now" will be made 100 etter w/ our own lyrical musing...
Posted by 3 JAM on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:34:00 PST

giggity

this weekend we kicked T.U.S's buttz. if they try to deny it don't believe it. T.U.S. - " oh my goodness! someone got sugar on the stove! i'm totally freaking out." 3jam - " F-off, do our dishes...
Posted by 3 JAM on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 11:07:00 PST

yum

we were driving by the dog food factory and i said that dog food smells really bad.  someone else said that it isn't dog food it's cereal and that's how cheerio's smell.  i know it is a dog ...
Posted by 3 JAM on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:12:00 PST

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miriam has a birthday coming up and she is cool.  you better get her some presents. 
Posted by 3 JAM on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:12:00 PST