ImAlan.com

All you fucking squares better say your fucking prayers.

About Me

I sing in a band called The Nina The Pinta . I paint a lot. I'm really good at making mix CDs. I play bowling and soccer. I'm a beer snob. I have impeccable balance.

My Interests

I hate many things.

I'd like to meet:

Shorties.Also, David Lee Roth.

Here are some paintings I've done:

Click on the thumbnails to view 'em...

Music:

Last to play on my computer:

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Wet Hot American Summer, Love Me If You Dare. Jean luc Godard, Michel Gondry, Tim Burton and Akira Kurosawa

Television:

Tom Goes to the Mayor, Judge Judy, Futurama, Arrested Development, South Park

Books:

The Society of the Spectacle, Wind in the Willows

Heroes:

Dad