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Robert

If life gives you lemons....make lemonade. Then take life into a public restroom and pour that shit

About Me

I'm a geek. I joke around all the time. I work hard for very little money. I wish I had a huge penis, but I don't. I wish I had nicer smelling feet. I wish I knew half the people on my friends list (LOL...no I don't). There are many things I could tell you about me, but I'm guessing you don't want to know.
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My Interests

I like to read in the bathroom while pooping for extended periods of time. I put out the smell by smoking cigars.Actualy that is something I truely HATE. If you were to do that while I was around I'd beat you with a FROZEN fish.

I'd like to meet:

Nice people to be my friend, lover, partner, buddy, picture taker, designated driver, babby's mama, movie goer with me, sporting event goer with me, back massager, food taster, personal stalker, & human shield...just in case I'm being chased by the police they have someone else to shoot at.

Music:

Hard rock or Heavy Metal. But mostly interested in anything other than country. Not that I don't like country, but it's just not my thing.

Movies:

All kinds of movies. They're all my favorite.

Television:

Don't have cable, but I do have alot of DVD's of TV shows entire seasons. Angel, The 4400, etc.....

Books:

Never have enough time. I can read, but just can't find the time in between work & having anal sex with chickens. I have read all the Harry Potter books, I hope that doesn't make me queer.

Heroes:

My mother. She had the greatest influence on my life. She always had fun, and she showed me how to do the same. I love you mom, so save a spot for me in heaven. Just not at the cost of losing yours.

My Blog

Comedy

I'm thinking about going out and becoming a stand-up comic. I know it's not going to be easy. In fact it's going to be down right difficult. I think it's going to be fun though. Most people I know thi...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST