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About Me

My name is Stephen William Crowley. I am of the Italian and Irish decent and I am very proud of that. I like to think I am a nice guy who loves to be with the people I love. I am very accepting and will never discriminate until you discriminate me. My whole philosophy on life is "Live life to the fullest and fuck the past. It's over and done with and tomorrow could be just as bright as yesterday." I am currently a student at Westfield State College where you come for...well nothing and leave after eating the fucking food. I love making people laugh and not to brag but I am quite good at it. If you're ever feeling down I won't hesitate to crack a joke and make you smile. I do believe in true love but so far I've learned that love probably won't be in my life for a very long time. So until then I plan on living my life to the fullest. Getting drunk with my friends, playing my bass, listening to music for the rest of my life, and just never taking life seriously. If you want to get to know me, then you're going to find a good friend as long as you have an open and accepting mind. Don't get me wrong, I can be a dick. I realize this. It's just the way I grew up so don't take me seriously. I love to joke around and sometimes when I'm being an asshole it's just my way of accepting you into our very diverse group of friends. Just remember that I can only offer love until you hurt one of the poeple I love.P.S. I am not going to change for anybody. SO DON'T FUCKING TRY!
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Roy Rogers
Beverage (alc) ? Samuel Adam's Boston Ale
Color ? black
Food ? food
Item of clothing ? T-shirt
Meal of the day ? breakfast
Feature on yourself ? cock
Quality in a guy/girl ? sense of humor
Phrase ? That's true kid...
Song ? right now, "My Life to Live" by Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards
Musical Artist/Band ? Rancid
Sport ? manly ones
Movie ? Shaun of the Dead
TV Show ? South Park or the Shield
Radio Station ? WSKB
Type of Chocolate ? fucking chocolate
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? dog
Smoke ? no
Drink ? yee
Have any piercings ? nah
Have any tatoos ? not yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend never
Had sex ? ha ha...beers...oh yeah!
Gone streaking ? when I was five
Gone skinny dipping ? in the bath
Been to Europe ? naw
Been to an island ? Rhode Island...
Had stitches ? too many
Broken any bones ? too many
Been stabbed/shot ? yes I have been stabbed
Slept until after 12:00 ? fuck yeah
Stayed up all night ? yes
Danced like a whore ? sure
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? hahaha...yes I have
Turned down a dare ? yeah
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? Marco
Is the prettiest ? Megan
Is the most handsom ? Josh
Is the loudest ? Marco
Is the craziest ? Marco
Is the most shy ? Peuser
Is the most loving ? Steph
Is the most understanding ? all
Is the most boring ? none
Is the richest ? Josh
Is the most athletic ? Peuser
Is the most cocky ? no idea
Is the biggest sex icon ? me
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Chris
Do you look up to the most ? all of them
Do you tell everything to ? Megan, Steph, and Josh
Has the best clothes ? everyone
Has the best house ? Josh
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? sure
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no
Cheat on someone you love ? FUCK NO!
Run away from home ? gay
Lie to your parents ? if I have to
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? never have, never will
Lie to your best friend ? never
Give a homeless person money ? no, I'de give them food
Run from the police ? already have
Bungee jump ? yes
Sky dive ? yes
Cross dress ? no
Be an exotic dancer ? I am
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? sure
Go spulunking (caving) ? sure
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? skittles
Bologna ? gross
Hott ? Fudge
Orange ? soda
Real world ? fucking stupid
Fuck ? me
Jack ? and Cola
Cucumber ? my dick
Hip-Hop ? black
Uniform ? school girl
UniCORN ! ? Riggs
Rainbow ? taste it
Clown ? Chris's mom
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My Interests

I love playing bass and have been since I was 15. Someday I hope to be as good as Matt Freeman from Rancid. I love playing music. I blast it all the fucking time. Love being with my friends and making those "special" tapes. Um....... whoops. Anyways, I'm willing to try just about anything new just to make people laugh. My moto is "Don't knock it till ya tried it" That and "Excuses are like assholes, everyone's got 'em and they all stink." I like riding my tricycle cuz I'm not afraid of being retarded. I love basically having fun or drinking..........................or both.

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet many people. Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino or Martin Scorcese. They are my inspiration to becoming a writer/director. Rancid, Street Dogs, and many other punk bands and hardcore bands who have stayed true to their music and style. There are too many actors who I wanna meet so I will not list them all. Basically I wanna meet anybody who is nice, with a twisted sense of humor, and who is willing to be a part of my group of friends that ranges from the straight edge hardcore kid, to the punk kid, to the metal kid, to the kinda preppy kids. We are very accepting, as long as you're not a CUNT!

Music:

Where do I begin?.....Rancid, The Offspring, Street Dogs, The Transplants, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, The Pug Uglies, The Tossers, Phobia, Toxic Narcotic, The Krum Bums, Far From Finished, Goldfinger, Boxcutter, The Damned, Suzuki Smith, Lethal Erection, The Business, Sublime, Dropkick Murphys, Signs of Hope, The Virus, Hoods, Avenged Sevenfold (EXCEPT CITY OF EVIL) Tenacious D, old No Doubt, Full Blown Chaos, Madball, Agnostic Front, Cut Throat, In Our Blood, old Green Day, Warzone, 12 Cent, H2O, Guns N' Roses, Matisyahu, Motorhead, The Emergency Guns,Blood for Blood, Minor Threat, C.O.A., Back of Tha Neck, Death Threat, Hatebreed, Foo Fighters, No Innocent Victim, Death Before Dishonor, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Bloodlined Calligraphy, Bad Brains, Shattered Realm, Donnybrook, The Clash, Johnny Cash, The Ramones (R.I.P. Joey Ramone), The Who, The Ducky Boys, Operation Ivy, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, DRAGONFORCE, Will to Live, Palehorse, Throwdown, Evergreen Terrace, Lit, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Lustra, Ignite, Irate, NOFX, Since the Flood, Sworn Enemy, Until The End, Pennywise, Rise Against, U2, Ottis Day and the Knights (Cuz of "Animal House" R.I.P. John Belushi), and of course Therion...Chris..., The Cure, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, and believe it or not I do like some west coast rap like Dr. Dre, NWA (STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!) but I feel like such a fucking poser listening to them....oh well.....and of course the greatest hardcore band around the Rockland Tri-county area...my band, M.D.K. (R.I.P.) and of course NO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING EMO!!!

Movies:

Oh yea here we go.....HOT FUZZ!! THE DEPARTED (FUCKING EXCELLENT MOVIE!!!),Clerks II, Lucky Number Sleven,Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, BASEketball, Grandma's Boy, Out Cold, all the Back to the Futures, Mystic River, Memento, Shaun of the Dead, Godfather 1 and 2, The Shining, Goonies, Shawshank Redemption, Johnny Dangerously, Hook, Donny Darko, Fern Gully, Aladdin, The Lion King, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Hills Have Eyes, Elizibethtown, Goodfellas, Dumb and Dumber, Boondock Saints, Glitter (well maybe not but hey at least Mariah tried...), Mario Bros. movie, the Pest, Fight Club, Animal House, Both Pirate's movies, Accepted, Saw (one and two),Coming To America, Trading Places,Terminator 1 and 2, Half Baked,Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Basically any Kevin Smith movie 'cept Jersey Girl...Kev, what the fuck? No jay or Silent Bob, don't worry I still wanna blow ya), Dude Where's My Car?, South Park:Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Liar Liar, Ace Venturas 1 and 2, Collateral, Mission: Impossible 1 and 2, S.W.A.T. (and it's porno romp cleverly named T.W.A.T.), Gladiator (and IT'S porno romp Glad He Ate Her), Wierd Science, The Breakfast Club, American Pie 1 and 2, Dodge Ball, Spider Man 1 and 2, Batman 1 and 2, Friday 1 2 and 3, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Airheads, The Mummy 1 and 2, Old School, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (P.S. I'm naming my first born Kumar, and if it's a girl she's getting a sex change.) The Matrix, Total Recall, Predator, Commando, All the Friday the 13's, All the Nightmare on Elm Streets, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the old and new), Waiting, all three Scary Movies, Wedding Crashers, Pulp Fiction, The Mask, any James Bond flick, any porn....uh.....ha....right....basically if it has comedy, nudity, and violence (or if Kevin Smith or Quentin Tarantino or Martin Scorcese directed it) it rules.

Television:

S C R U B S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Books:

To Kill A Mockingbird and The Godfather[IMG]http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u208/jhill1 234/Rancid.gif[/IMG]

Heroes:

Obviously my main heroes are all of my friends and family who are the best heroes that I already know. Thanks for being there guys. Josh, Peuser, Robb, Chris, Mike, Michelle, Morgan, Tim, Rob C, Chris P, and all my family in Rockland who got me through some fucked up times and saw some great times with me.Megan, Steph, Marco, Bergie, Meaghan, Shane, Tom, Skot, Cassie, Joe, Danielle, and all my Westfield State family who have been nothing but awesome to me and I will never forget the great times at the Chateau, and the shitty times anywhere else.ALL OF YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY HEROES AND I WILL REMEMBER YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

My Blog

I will miss you all....

This semester has flown the fuck by. I have made many new friends and had some interesting relationships with a few of them. I will miss the entire Westfield Crew, especially the ones who live too far...
Posted by Crowley on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:37:00 PST

How far is "too far?"

Currently, I have questioned whether or not my sexism is in good humor, or just not appropriate. Now being sexist around my friends gives them and myself a laugh, but what about the ladies? Do they kn...
Posted by Crowley on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST

How do you get kicked out of the Y?

I recently got kicked out of the YMCA in Hanover for asking a question. Mike doesn't have a pass so josh gave him his sister's pass instead. Apparently the Y is run by Nazis and some fucking whor...
Posted by Crowley on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:00:00 PST

paper gangsta

wow why the fuck is it that every fucking freshman in my school thinks that they are black and from the ghetto. I'm only gonna tell you one time so listen up.... YOU ARE FROM ROCKLAND! YOU ARE NOT FRO...
Posted by Crowley on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 06:53:00 PST

GREEN DAY

the best fucking show happened on september 3rd 2005 at gillette stadium. green day has done it again with their awesome-ness. they played an old operation ivy song called knowledge which they covered...
Posted by Crowley on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 10:47:00 PST

seveneen

WOW!. holy shit me, 17 years old. the birthday was on the 16th but i rarely go online so hey feel lucky. i even got a happy birthday from an old friend who recently got a new boyfriend. good luck to y...
Posted by Crowley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST