Born a decade too late I'm still trying to play catch up.
Glued myself to MTV before I could even walk.
Which is probably why I am where I am now.
I like the 80s & 90s better than anything they've got Today...
I eat cold pizza for breakfast and kids cereal for dinner.
I'll take a double cheeseburger over sushi any day of the week.
And a good jukebox dive bar beats a velvet rope hands down.
I loathe clogged traffic and stupid drivers.
But I swear The Final Countdown is the cure-all.
That, or Eye of the Tiger.