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MJ

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About Me

My Slideshow:

General Information*:

I'm really bad at folding shirts so I try to hang them whenever possible.

I aspire one day to be the first African-American president of the United States.

I found out that I have an uncontrollable and subconscious desire to spin things with my hands.

John Stamos has been a major influence in my life and in my choice of careers.

I used to read the yearly Guiness Book of World Records front to cover as a child.

I regularly cheat at games of solitaire.

* - Some information may not be entirely accurate.

My Interests

Rhetorical ammunition. 3 hour games of Tic-Tac-Toe. Expressing uncertainty over Heisenberg's principles. Writing my name in water. Laying down fresh beats. Harvesting mistletoe... in July. Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Spectroscopy. Leech gathering on lonely moors. Being witty at _ALL_ times. Even when I'm not. Exhibiting wave-particle duality. Not knowing when to quit.

Lighthouse

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who is not afraid of life despite the fact that it is often scary. Anyone with an open mind and a willingness to challenge themselves. Anyone who challenges me, makes me grow or otherwise makes life a little more interesting.

Quotes I Like:
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom - but it is the farthest thing from it - because cynics don't learn anything. Cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.

-Stephen ColbertI went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practice resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion.

-Henry David Thoreau The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights of the question, but is anxious only to convince his hearers of his own assertions.

-Plato The phenomenon of the profound and anxious demand of the human soul to be liberated from its daily hypocrisy by the assumption of an anonymous, dionysiac, new hypocrisy is most ancient. The carnival clown is a tragic figure. He seeks to be liberated from hypocrisy by pretence. He seeks to dissolve all the various masks which he wears every day by a new, more fantastic mask. He seeks to expel what has been thrust down into his subconscious and be liberated, but there is no liberation; the tragedy of the carnival clown remains unresolved. His deepest demand is to be transformed.

-Metropolitan Meliton of Chalcedon Cool Videos:

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Rushmore, The Godfather 1&2, The Shawshank Redemption, LOTR, Star Wars (OT), Harry Potter, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Memento, The Silence of the Lambs, American Beauty, The Matrix, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American History X, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Crash, Garden State, anything by Wes Anderson, Guy Ritchie or Quentin Tarrantino... old school Kevin Smith is good too.

But the greatest movie of all time is without a doubt: Wagon's East. RIP John, RIP.

Television:

C-Span, The NASA channel, C-Span 2 and anything with Mark Thompson. I'm waiting for Fox to bring back the Glutton Bowl and Celebrity boxing. I'm beginning to have withdrawals.

Books:

I'll be honest, I don't read many books. I merely gather information through various epistemological means - chiefly analytic, constructive fallibilism dashed with a touch of synthetic, rational contextualism.

I've actually listened to the British version of the first 6 Harry Potter audio books - twice. I've also read the English versions. Ya, I'm cool like that.

Heroes:

People who make a positive difference in the lives of others.

My mom never ceases to amaze me.

My Blog

25 Lines From Star Wars

That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was   in the presence of my old master.2 You are unwise to lower your pants.3 We've got t...
Posted by MJ on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:08:00 PST

The Run Within

"I awaken to the world's turn, the world's run. The day before me lies bare outside my window, there for the running. There may be dew on the ground, there may be snow, there may be rain, or the groun...
Posted by MJ on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

A Reverance for Life

"I can do no other than be reverent before everything that is called life. I can do no other than to have compassion for all that is called life. That is the beginning and the foundation of all ethics...
Posted by MJ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST

Linus

"I don't like to face problems head on. I think the best way to solve problems is to avoid them. This is a distinct philosophy of mine. No problem can be so complicated that it can't be run away from!...
Posted by MJ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

R.I.P. Danelo

You were one hell of a kicker. Fight on!
Posted by MJ on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:06:00 PST

Little Miss Sunshine

Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty? Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Olive: You're just saying that. Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your ...
Posted by MJ on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 06:29:00 PST

A Lack of Color'd Pucks

And when I see you I really see you upside down But my brain knows better It picks you up and turns you around If you feel discouraged When there's a lack of color here Please don't worry love...
Posted by MJ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

Tiger who?

So anyway, apparently I have a lot of free time... If the video doesn't load then go here to download it (requires the divx codec). Or you can watch it on google video....
Posted by MJ on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 08:53:00 PST

Like Peanut Butter and Jelly

What I really want to know is there actually a sufficient demographic of people that rent these movies to justify an entire section?...
Posted by MJ on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 10:31:00 PST

Very Good Advice

I give myself very good adviceBut I very seldom follow itThat explains the trouble that I'm always inBe patient, is very good adviceBut the waiting makes me curiousAnd I'd love the changeShould somet...
Posted by MJ on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:15:00 PST