I'm Cute

I like shots of hard liquor. I like talking your ear off. I like making a complete ass of myself and not giving a shit. I like making people have fun. If you ever feel like you should take it easy for a night, make that decision after 2 drinks, then ask yourself again. I like to corrupt people. I laugh at sickly morbid jokes. I am loyal to my friends. I don’t like to fight, but I will always have your back. I like to make people laugh. It is hard for me to think of things I am afraid of. Live music is always better. I am smart, and not afraid to show it. I love money. I like to meet new people. I agree revenge is best served cold. My friends are so vastly talented, when we get together I feel like a team of super heroes. I don’t back down from an argument. I try not to regret things, but I still do sometimes. Breaking stuff can be a lot of fun. I like poetry. I like punk rock. I hate country. I am a democrat. I am loud. I like Diet Coke, not regular. I like cartoons. I don’t do drugs, but I think more people should. My favorite color: blue. My favorite number: 4. My favorite food: Chinese. My favorite part of the opposite sex: smile. I wish I was in the Mafia. My favorite city: Philly. I can never get enough sleep. My vino of choice: Pinot Grigio. I hate cigarettes. I hate math, but I’m good at it. I like writing, but I’m bad at it. Boxers not briefs.Carpe Diem