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Don't Bomb Your Mom

dontbombyourmom

About Me

I dont know how 2 shave. I should probly have a babysitter at least 20hr a day. I shower in my bathing suit, because i keep my pet goldfish in the bathtub and he never blinks. I secretly hate cats. I wish i was a secret agent.

My Interests

Street Fighting, Love making, and pottery. forgetting

I'd like to meet:

WWF Wrestlers playing toto cover songs

Music:

Assaraimasko Dabdabhelio, Hatalemukachopi, Yvonne Elliman.
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Movies:

Black and White Italian movies from Federico Fellini that have really bad subtitles or none at all.

Television:

Televisions are for phone sex.

Books:

So many gods, so many creeds, so many paths that wind and wind while just the art of being kind is all the sad world needs. Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Heroes:

Paris Hilton Daniel Day Lewis

My Blog

Nevermind

It only takes a second to find the star that you once told me was yours if i had nickel for every girl on every beach that has ever told me this before id buy you a ticket, right 2 my door, and hope...
Posted by Don't Bomb Your Mom on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:07:00 PST

What a woman

Tonight i saw one of the most amazing things i have ever seen. There is a storm coming to town and me and my freinds went to the bay just to hang out (this is the place we all go just to think and ch...
Posted by Don't Bomb Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

laughing

I forget where i herd it but, someone, somwhere, said to me " you can never laugh enough". but im starting to think i have a problem. i cant take anything seriously. then when i finally do... its eart...
Posted by Don't Bomb Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Was It Something I Said?

So i know this girl, a hot little number i might add, and she told me once that she liked the word "fuck". I remembered this and stored it in my memory bank under the "How To Pick-up Hot Chicks" fol...
Posted by Don't Bomb Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good Thing im Human!!!

You know i was just sittin' around thinkin today, bare with me it doesn't happen that often, and i was struck with a wonderful but saddening thought. That thought was " Its a good thing im human!!!". ...
Posted by Don't Bomb Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW

SO last night im sitting at the bay, (where i always sit to read or collect my thoughts)and at around 3:00 am it starts to snow. I sat a little bit longer and then started to drive around. I think it...
Posted by Don't Bomb Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I wish

I wish I was A little bit taller... I wish I was A baller???
Posted by Don't Bomb Your Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST