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Jake

You can't handle my infinite nature

About Me

Likes
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Movies
Word Games
Poetry
Reading
Interesting People
Intelligence
Orgasms
Blankets
Summer
People with good taste
Dislikes
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Winter
STI Testing
The Dentist
War
Thirst

My Interests

Writing, Reading,Singing,Masturbating, Masturbating, Masturbating, Masturbating, Lifting Weights.

I'd like to meet:

Charles Manson, Nick Traina, Zach Braff, Jesus. If you're easily swayed and will follow me no matter what I say, I'd love to meet you :]

Music:

Porno Music. Beau-Chicka-Beau-Yooooooo. Ya.

Movies:

American History X, Fight Club, SLC punk!, SUMMER OF SAM, DONNIE DARKO, The Life Of David Gale, The Usual Suspects, The Godfather, The Godfather pt. 2, Se7en, Scarface, Goodfellas, Requiem For a Dream, Prozac Nation, Third Wheel, Mobsters, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Grass, Detroit Rock City, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, Lost in Translation, Bowling for Columbine, Farhenheit 9/11, Training Day, A Few Good Men, Men of Honor, GARDEN STATE, DEAD POETS SOCIETY, Shawshank Redemption, John Grisham's: The Rain Maker, The Notebook, Romeo and Juliet, Copland, A Bronx Tale, BASKETBALL DIARIES, Manic, I , WAKING LIFE

Television:

Scrubs, The Daily Show, History Channel, Prison Shows

Books:

A Catcher in the Rye, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, His Bright Light: The Story of Nick Traina, The Giver, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell, The Fuckup, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, The Bible

Heroes:

My older sisters, John Stewart, Zach Braff

My Blog

jake's whereabouts

If you want to mail Jake, here's his address. He'd love mail. Jacob Edinger Oswego County Correctional Facility39 Churchill RoadOswego, NY 13126 Thanks!
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST

is this it?

So yeah folks. I'm probbaly heading to the big house early.But yeah, my real friends, you know who you are. Write me letters and whatnot, just look up the address for Oswego County Jail, and markt he ...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 01:28:00 PST

half an inch some fabric nightmare.

  half an inch some fabric nightmare we met last indian summersomewhere in the spacesof my ex lover's elipsehalf an inch of fabric nightmare,i saw upon a concrete window,among curses, your flouri...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST

only one girl will understand this poem(poem)

only one girl will understand this we met unconventionally by accident,for the boy behind the screams, holding beating sticksand a virgin soul. unappreciation never looked so sincere. you smiled shy a...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:40:00 PST

When did my writing become so impersonal(poem, to you

wherever you are.) we travel like pac-manon straight and narrow roadsunder white clouds shelteredby parhelion montage illusionand i used to be so sure i think(before the skylight stained itself)that h...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:19:00 PST

Robert Zimmerman Reinvented Electricity(poem)

Not sure if anyone will know what this is about.   But, maybe you'll enjoy it anyhow. Robert Zimmerman Reinvented ElectricityOn a dust coated stage under newport sunan accoustic man held an elect...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

Louise(short story)

Heyy, I started this on a napkin today on break when I ran out of cigarettes and courage to ask for one. Tell me what you think.   EDITED. Louise. There is a whiskey fragrant napkin boldly stain...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

I love

ME.
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:22:00 PST

Nothing Relevant.

Nothing Relevant. The window on the particle board set up screens a crane shot over some major city. Freeze frame over dreaming pilgrims traveling in circles. Focus in on the olive flesh in the yellow...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

History is the new present.

It's three hours before I watch the man with salt and pepper hair selling that mechanism that vaccum seals my potato chips, to insure an absolute fresh crisp as I re-open the bag. As if anyone DO...
Posted by cynical sinners sipping aspertame diet drinks. on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:22:00 PST